About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

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  1. Billy will turn any scooter into a low rider.
    Also it has been said that riding a scooter is like riding a fat chick, fun but you would not admit it to your friends. Billy is too obese to ride any chick or any scooter for that matter, so he gets his thrills by having his picture posted on the internet.

  2. Philly Eagle fans waiting to get into yesterdays game… Fresh out of Giant Eagle and looking for a cold Stoneys or IC…

  3. “She goes like a 6 of PBR on Saturday night but the steering is a might tight!”

    “Ya don’t say!”

  4. if i may the late great GC,
    “that guy hasn’t seen his d*ck since the Nixon administration”

  5. if i may quote the late, great George Carlin,
    “that guy hasn’t seen his d*ck since the Nixon administration”

  6. Buhurrp! ahh. (fart noise) ahh.
    Leroy, git tha cumalong aft wer dun and pull this seat out mass.

    The line to the country kitchen buffet – with sweet muscle cars in the background.

    Real fat guy says to the other real fat guy ” I usta git under these cars and werk on eem, now I caint even git in eem tall.”