About big jonny
The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure.
Flagstaff, Arizona, USA
A whole new definition to the phrase “motor pace” …..
this is the reason there needs to be a “fat ass tax”.
Doesn’t that void the warranty?
A dejected Republican National Committee can only watch the celebration brewing in Grant Park….
Those guys need a couple H2’s
My Weeble Wobbles never had a scooter.
Wait……that’s an actual person. Dang.
Billy will turn any scooter into a low rider.
Also it has been said that riding a scooter is like riding a fat chick, fun but you would not admit it to your friends. Billy is too obese to ride any chick or any scooter for that matter, so he gets his thrills by having his picture posted on the internet.
Ullrich watches Armstrong’s 2009 return to the pro ranks with little to no obvious emotion.
Sarah Palin addresses the home town crowd.
Philly Eagle fans waiting to get into yesterdays game… Fresh out of Giant Eagle and looking for a cold Stoneys or IC…
How to make a scooter get the same mileage as a Hummer…
“vroom”
rofl Gnome < Doesn’t that void the warranty?
If you can’t achieve the physique of the defensive back, there’s always the coach’s.
pinch flat
“Them bike riders is a buncha skinny queers!”.
The DC crew circa 2025.
The ‘Run flat tire’ test-crew lines up to torture test a new batch.
“She goes like a 6 of PBR on Saturday night but the steering is a might tight!”
“Ya don’t say!”
if i may the late great GC,
“that guy hasn’t seen his d*ck since the Nixon administration”
if i may quote the late, great George Carlin,
“that guy hasn’t seen his d*ck since the Nixon administration”
“And it all folds up into my belly button when I’m done using it.”
Buhurrp! ahh. (fart noise) ahh.
Leroy, git tha cumalong aft wer dun and pull this seat out mass.
The line to the country kitchen buffet – with sweet muscle cars in the background.
Real fat guy says to the other real fat guy ” I usta git under these cars and werk on eem, now I caint even git in eem tall.”