This is a screenshot from the trailer for BikePorn — a feature of the Bikexploitation tour that the reverend phil gave me the heads up on — screening in Phoenix one night only this Thursday. Other dates on the website – go check out www.bikesmut.com for details.
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November 9th, 2008 at 6:52 pm
Look.. now my seat tube has herpes sores.
November 9th, 2008 at 6:55 pm
Look at that! Are those the new Dura Ace brakes?
November 9th, 2008 at 7:10 pm
Nice bike stand clamp.
November 9th, 2008 at 7:42 pm
new anti rust cream! wet season in coming..
November 9th, 2008 at 8:46 pm
nom nom nom….
November 9th, 2008 at 9:03 pm
Thats why you buy a stainless steel water bottle cage. However, you might want to rinse the bottle when it pops outta there.
November 9th, 2008 at 10:32 pm
Would someone get that pitful little thing off my bike, I need meat after a ride!
November 10th, 2008 at 12:52 am
…somebody get this chick a decent ride…
…i’d hate to see her leave the sport ‘cuz she’s ridin’ a crap bike…
November 10th, 2008 at 4:32 am
“Ummm… hon…? That’s not exactly what I had in mind when I said ‘I need a ride.’ ”
“It’s one or the other… you’re not doing BOTH today. Your decision.”
November 10th, 2008 at 5:39 am
Our professional on bike fits include making sure the seat tube fits in the snizz. Please bring anything you usually wear on your ride, including but not limited to riding shoes, gloves, leather bracelets, and personal lubricant (no T9 please)
November 10th, 2008 at 8:11 am
Old Guys Rule
November 10th, 2008 at 8:21 am
DC Devolves back to lowest common…bikepr0n., at least +3 bikepr0n, though.
Maybe the ultimate DC post would be a hottie with a cocktail in hand handlebar humping, or installing a bottom bracket in her actual bottom, (italian thread?) reading bad poetry about doping, but with a political twist that would allow the left/right bitch thread.
November 10th, 2008 at 9:04 am
Forget God & Guns; I’ll take Nips & Lips seven days a week and twice on Sunday.
November 10th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
I’ve got to talk to my QBP rep – when did they start offering these new stands?>
November 10th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
This is an old Mavic brake ad. The promise was “Chicks dig Mavic brakes”
Peugeot sold millions of bikes.