John McCain! Not Hussein!


Just when you thought it couldn’t get any dumber, it did. Dude who yells “John McCain! Not Hussein!” actually thinks Barak Obama was named after Saddam Hussein. Seriously.

‘Hussein’ Chant at Palin Rally
By Julie Bosman
NEW PORT RICHEY, Fla. – “John McCain! Not Hussein!”

So goes the latest popular chant on the campaign trail with Gov. Sarah Palin, demonstrated at a morning rally in central Florida.

Ms. Palin was midway through her stump speech when a group of supporters began shouting it in unison, drowned out a few seconds later as Ms. Palin talked over them.

A similar chant, “Vote McCain, not Hussein,” was heard at a campaign event for Ms. Palin in Williamsport, Pa., earlier this week.

Senator Barack Obama’s middle name is Hussein, a fact that some of his opponents say proves that he is a Muslim. Mr. Obama is, in fact, a Christian.

After the rally in Florida ended, two of the people leading the chant explained why they did so.

“Because it rhymes,” said Shirley Mitten, 64, a volunteer at a pregnancy center and a resident of Brooksville, Fla.

She said she does not know if Mr. Obama is a Muslim. “He says he’s not, but we have no way of knowing,” Ms. Mitten said.

Her husband, John A. Mitten, 64, took credit for starting the chant. “I was trying to get it going!” he said. “I just do not want Obama to be elected.”

Mr. Mitten said he could not trust Mr. Obama because of his past association with William Ayers, the 1960’s radical, and because of his relationship with the Rev. Jeremiah A. Wright Jr. He also pointed out that Mr. Obama’s father was a Muslim.

The middle name Hussein, he said, added to the suspicion. “I guess Obama was named after Saddam Hussein,” he said.

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About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

8 thoughts on “John McCain! Not Hussein!

  1. sounds just like modern tribal chanting. Mood music for any sort of big rally or uk football match.:) From over here it looks like mc cain is losing next week. Thank god.

  2. Were they wearing white bed sheets with pointy little hoods. I’ve heard of that group before.

  3. Fuck these motherfuckers. Palin/McCain supporters are the same ignorent motherfuckers that most of us in the world are fighting against–Christian, Muslim or otherwise. Unbelievable stupididity. I refuse to insult retards or neandrotols by casting those names upon these people. Bunch of ignorent mouth breathing simpleton big truck driving global warming bass fishing nascar watching dumb bike hating motherfuckers. Send them all back to the south and let’s have another Civil War, this time heroshema style, and wipe their pathetic whiney hateful assess off the slate once and for all.

  4. Seriously.. the people are getting dumber by the day, and I’d get my ass outta dodge if McCripple wins. Maverick my ass.

    These people really need to get a bit of edumicashion.

    And fuck Fox Propaganda. They are just Inside Edition with a bigger budget.

  5. It’s all Reagan’s fault. He cut the education funds and now we’ve got a country full of morons. Palin is worse than Dan Quayle. Can the dumb bitch form a sentence without the following structure?

    “And, additionally (followed by fractured thought, ending the sentence with) also”


  6. I thought I saw some ignorance in the story.

    Then I read the Lily’s comment.  Can I be like you too?