I’m developing some new clipless shoes and would appreciate any feedback from any of you. These should be much better on bikepunk’s knees.

It brings many things. A better-developed palette for savoring various scotches and fine wines. It makes you appreciate fine food and all it’s intricacies. It brings the knowledge that some people will bullshit you to get a laugh, while others will bullshit you to get your last dime and life’s blood and leave you dying [...]

Remember the system? Yeah, it’s for real. I was thinking about it just yesterday. Not that I have time to actually ride a bike, or anything like that in my life these days. But I did go ’round the block once on one of my fixies (about ten city blocks, in case you’re wondering) and [...]

Hey look, the Eagles won last night. Against the NFC West leading Arizona Cardinals. Go figure. They were due. Any by “due” I mean the Cardinals were primed to fold like a lawn chair on national television. That team is like ten miles of bad road. Just. Plain. Lame. From: The Ethnic Jonny, as an [...]

As I take some time away from cooking the ham (my sister is bring’n the turkey), peeling the sweet potatoes, setting the table and cleaning the glasses, I’d like to share some rambling thoughts. Today is Thankgiving. And, for me anyway, it is a day to spend with friends and famliy. To eat too much. [...]

Two French girls are riding their bikes home from school. It starts to get dark, and one of them notices that they’re in an unfamiliar neighborhood. “I’ve never come this way before,” she says nervously. “It’s the cobblestones,” her friend replies.

What happens when you ride 109 miles with 7000 people that are WAY too excited to be riding 109 miles? A lesson for those of you that value your ass skin.

From: Hurl Books to Prepare Those Little Darlings for Real Life! Indeed.

I was going to post this as an update to my “What I drive past every day” piece from yesterday. But, it got long enough (and with a video embed) that I figured it was time to call ‘em up to the majors. Welcome to the Big Show. Don’t stare at the lights. And remember [...]

What I drive past every day Avalanche, Armada, Navigator. All Black. All sitting on twenties. There is even a Porsche in there somewhere. A black one, in a garage, on the right, with all the rest. The Hummer on the corner, it too is black. The houses on the left, all have white cars. A [...]

Crazy Colt Remix from Banned Vids on Vimeo. Kid has skillz. Check the nose-pick 360 over the brick wall. Damn…and here I thought I used to be hawt shit with my truck drivers and turn-downs. Enjoy!