While slaving away over here at our DC satellite office in T-town, a special guest stopped by to offer up some last minute support. You see, McCain hails from Arizona, so it was quite nice to see the hot piece of ass that is his wife, Cindy, drop by. She’s been busy soliciting votes for her husband and Joe the Plumber and would like to take a moment to speak as to why her husband, John, deserves your vote. Take it away, Cindy!

4 Responses to “A Message From A Special Guest”

1. John C Says:
   October 31st, 2008 at 6:01 pm

   Frankly, I find it disturbing that she bears a resemblance to Voldemort.

2. brad Says:
   October 31st, 2008 at 6:17 pm

   “Hot piece of ass,” uh nah. Skeletor maybe.

3. butthead Says:
   October 31st, 2008 at 9:25 pm

   4.2 mill a year from a trust fund.. Interesting and perhaps related to the theme of this site; it is all beer money.

   so yea; Obama is going to raise her fucking taxes

4. Nick Says:
   November 1st, 2008 at 6:04 pm

   OMG she is the living fuckin dead…. Zombies attack!