About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

16 thoughts on “Fuck you Billy Penn

  1. …cheers, dude…seems like ya been faithful even when the chips are down, so ya deserve to celebrate…

    …now about that football team………

  2. Glad to see the statue finally paid off.

    Also nice to see you broke out the Yuengling for the game, I did the same, and that stuff is precious in these parts.
    Only thing missing is a fat cheesesteak.

    28 years, about time. Way to go Phillies.

    Sleep well tonight Mitch Williams.

  3. …oh ya, btw…is ‘phillies’ short for ‘philistines’ ???…

    …hey, just askin’…

    …i mean, i used to cheer for a hockey team called ‘the leafs’…sheesh…enough said, right ???…

  4. What’s a Philly? World Series? What’s that? Who the fuck gives a shit about the fucking Phillies anyhow?

    Fuck… now every motherfucker who WASNT faithful is going to sport a fucking Philly cap.

    Go St. Pauli !

  5. No f*ng way, the little statue placed atop the new Comcast building by David Cohen (Comcast bigwig) worked! That proved the curse was real. Big business had to submit to the will of the little people and Big Bill.

  6. Time to head to the city of brotherly love for a bacon cheesesteak with sarcone bread and mayo…

  7. I wore my “dark lord” DC shirt for you Jonny.

    Will you stop bitching now?

    I feel for Mrs. Jonny today, having to hold down a job and watch both girls while Jonny “recovers”.

  8. …mikey…

    …you sure that wasn’t a mccain / palin rally…

    …lotta that warm, fuzzy feeling goin’ on…