Caption this bitches!

35 Responses to “Our Fearless Leader”

1. Snake Says:
   October 20th, 2008 at 2:57 pm

   SHOCKER

2. Gnome Says:
   October 20th, 2008 at 2:59 pm

   Remember when he rode?

3. Teamfubar Says:
   October 20th, 2008 at 3:14 pm

   “How does that go again? Isn’t it two in the stink, one in the pink…or the other way around?”

4. Alex Bunch Says:
   October 20th, 2008 at 3:35 pm

   “So here I was riding along, putting the chain back on and I had all 5 fingers, and then I don’t know what happened…”

5. Marty Says:
   October 20th, 2008 at 4:06 pm

   If you can’t shocker…then spock her…

   

6. big jonny Says:
   October 20th, 2008 at 4:13 pm

   Is that from Tour de Tucson last year? I think I was 220 lbs.

   This weekend I tipped the scales @ 200 even.

7. Marty Says:
   October 20th, 2008 at 4:15 pm

   224 when you were done. beer weighs a lot.

8. idiot_circus Says:
   October 20th, 2008 at 4:34 pm

   That brown stuff under his pinkie nail aint grease

9. Captain D.B. Says:
   October 20th, 2008 at 4:43 pm

   I take it, you guys will be ordering more “club cuts” then?

10. Cody Says:
    October 20th, 2008 at 5:03 pm

    If I had one more finger, I could fist ya.

11. yuri Says:
    October 20th, 2008 at 5:43 pm

    I was a shop teacher for uh three years.

12. patrick Says:
    October 20th, 2008 at 5:59 pm

    If I felt i was “fat-fuck” I wouldn’t be smilin”.

    or

    “The Body of LAW”

13. patrick Says:
    October 20th, 2008 at 6:04 pm

    Wheres my google “drunk punctuation check when I need it.”

14. gnome Says:
    October 20th, 2008 at 6:43 pm

    Gubba Gubba.

15. chris Says:
    October 20th, 2008 at 6:47 pm

    “whats that shit i used to do back in the day ….oh yeah, ride.”

16. -dan Says:
    October 20th, 2008 at 7:07 pm

    BWAH HAH HAH HAH…HAH huh…duh, hu…heh heh…hee hee hee. fingers…heh…

17. Kid Wonder Says:
    October 20th, 2008 at 8:07 pm

    and baby makes three!

18. Seattle Says:
    October 20th, 2008 at 8:19 pm

    “Duh…I know a lot about tortes…all three of ‘em”

19. TedBike3000 Says:
    October 20th, 2008 at 10:56 pm

    “That’s 3, count ‘em three pieces of self promoting DC shit I’m rockin’”,

20. Corey the Courier Says:
    October 21st, 2008 at 6:18 am

    The little man in the boat don’t get no love? (Friend, that ain’t the full shocker)

21. scorekeeper Says:
    October 21st, 2008 at 7:49 am

    And Big Jonny spoke, “Snake pulled the wrong finger, I’m smiling because I am wearing OOPS, I CRAPPED MY PANTS; they help cushion the ass hatchet of a saddle I am sporting to reduce weight on my bike!”

22. gnome Says:
    October 21st, 2008 at 7:52 am

    who at all the pies?

23. leroy Says:
    October 21st, 2008 at 8:00 am

    Hey, how do you llike my Jerry Garcia costume for Halloween?

24. Fritzaholic Says:
    October 21st, 2008 at 8:07 am

    2 in the goo, one in the poo!

25. butthead Says:
    October 21st, 2008 at 8:40 am

    “so I had my fixie turning on the rack checking chain line and….”

26. butthead Says:
    October 21st, 2008 at 8:41 am

    Bj you look as fat as me now. I feel a fuck of a lot better…thanks for the update

27. mrbill Says:
    October 21st, 2008 at 9:22 am

    Three, count em Three miles today, I’m going to try and ride 4 tomorrow,wish me luck!

28. Mikey Says:
    October 21st, 2008 at 10:57 am

    Jonny-

    Two hundred lb, sweet.

    Mikey

29. scheisserle Says:
    October 21st, 2008 at 1:00 pm

    DC-side mutha f*#%er.

30. Snake Says:
    October 21st, 2008 at 2:30 pm

    Three pieces of flair mutha fucka

31. dentext Says:
    October 21st, 2008 at 4:09 pm

    But for a freak accident with a vintage beer tab and a machete, this might have been drunkarcher.com

32. pirata Says:
    October 21st, 2008 at 6:18 pm

    Flashing signs – what NOT to do while in South Tucson

33. dd Says:
    October 22nd, 2008 at 7:29 am

    “2 n da blood, one in the mud”

34. soulslide Says:
    October 22nd, 2008 at 8:28 am

    shock and ahhhhhhhhhh

35. Joe Says:
    October 23rd, 2008 at 7:12 pm

    2 wheels 1 dark lord!