Caption this bitches!
Remember when he rode?
“How does that go again? Isn’t it two in the stink, one in the pink…or the other way around?”
“So here I was riding along, putting the chain back on and I had all 5 fingers, and then I don’t know what happened…”
If you can’t shocker…then spock her…
Is that from Tour de Tucson last year? I think I was 220 lbs.
This weekend I tipped the scales @ 200 even.
224 when you were done. beer weighs a lot.
That brown stuff under his pinkie nail aint grease
I take it, you guys will be ordering more “club cuts” then?
If I had one more finger, I could fist ya.
I was a shop teacher for uh three years.
If I felt i was “fat-fuck” I wouldn’t be smilin”.
“The Body of LAW”
Wheres my google “drunk punctuation check when I need it.”
“whats that shit i used to do back in the day ….oh yeah, ride.”
BWAH HAH HAH HAH…HAH huh…duh, hu…heh heh…hee hee hee. fingers…heh…
and baby makes three!
“Duh…I know a lot about tortes…all three of ’em”
“That’s 3, count ’em three pieces of self promoting DC shit I’m rockin'”,
The little man in the boat don’t get no love? (Friend, that ain’t the full shocker)
And Big Jonny spoke, “Snake pulled the wrong finger, I’m smiling because I am wearing OOPS, I CRAPPED MY PANTS; they help cushion the ass hatchet of a saddle I am sporting to reduce weight on my bike!”
who at all the pies?
Hey, how do you llike my Jerry Garcia costume for Halloween?
2 in the goo, one in the poo!
“so I had my fixie turning on the rack checking chain line and….”
Bj you look as fat as me now. I feel a fuck of a lot better…thanks for the update
Three, count em Three miles today, I’m going to try and ride 4 tomorrow,wish me luck!
Two hundred lb, sweet.
DC-side mutha f*#%er.
Three pieces of flair mutha fucka
But for a freak accident with a vintage beer tab and a machete, this might have been drunkarcher.com
Flashing signs – what NOT to do while in South Tucson
“2 n da blood, one in the mud”
shock and ahhhhhhhhhh
2 wheels 1 dark lord!