The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure.
Flagstaff, Arizona, USA
Don’t forget the UNIX guy can counter balance his dorkiness with the fact the he makes more $$ than most lawyers. It should say “I get laid as often as I pay for it”.
Thankfully I am like a rockstar of computer programmers. It is nice to be the coolest guy at work (or is that my imagination).
They should bomb for virginity and fuck for peace.
Fuck me. This site has gone to hell since gnome fucked up my login.
See if I come back.
You better beg me.
Seriously.
…if the same were true of Vista, I’d be smilin’…….
“bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity”
Isn’t that the Palin family motto?
What about the Mac hotties?
Pretty people with pretty computers,
plowing the frontiers of teledildonics.
I’m pretty sure I get fucked every time I pay for it too…
It’s awesome.
Please BP, I’ll tell you, like I tell all my bitches:
don’t go away mad, just go away.
ow…
my ego…….
I’m willing to pay $5/ gallon of gas to drive to a neutral location to watch Gnome and BP fuck for peace bc I’m sure that virginity was bombed years ago!
…girls, girls, please…there’s room for everyone @ casa juan grande’s blogsite & dude ranch (raunch ???)…
…big internet group hug, here huh ???…
BP, the Gnome is a small, small man… along the lines of Danny Devito small except, there’s no Rhea Perlman in his life, so he takes it out on the working class heroes such as yourself. Disregard his attempts at authority.
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Don’t forget the UNIX guy can counter balance his dorkiness with the fact the he makes more $$ than most lawyers. It should say “I get laid as often as I pay for it”.
Thankfully I am like a rockstar of computer programmers. It is nice to be the coolest guy at work (or is that my imagination).
They should bomb for virginity and fuck for peace.
Fuck me. This site has gone to hell since gnome fucked up my login.
See if I come back.
You better beg me.
Seriously.
…if the same were true of Vista, I’d be smilin’…….
“bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity”
Isn’t that the Palin family motto?
What about the Mac hotties?
Pretty people with pretty computers,
plowing the frontiers of teledildonics.
I’m pretty sure I get fucked every time I pay for it too…
It’s awesome.
Please BP, I’ll tell you, like I tell all my bitches:
don’t go away mad, just go away.
ow…
my ego…….
I’m willing to pay $5/ gallon of gas to drive to a neutral location to watch Gnome and BP fuck for peace bc I’m sure that virginity was bombed years ago!
…girls, girls, please…there’s room for everyone @ casa juan grande’s blogsite & dude ranch (raunch ???)…
…big internet group hug, here huh ???…
BP, the Gnome is a small, small man… along the lines of Danny Devito small except, there’s no Rhea Perlman in his life, so he takes it out on the working class heroes such as yourself. Disregard his attempts at authority.