make it easy for us. People of all wheel sizes, suspended and fully rigid alike; I present to you the Palin Baby Name Generator.
You dont believe me, but its true
First try, and it’s all wonderful. I’m off to teach these savages the difference between present past simple and future continuous, like any of these monkeys really care.
—D.H. (formerly known as bp)
September 16th, 2008 at 10:27 pm
Froth Moonshine Palin
thaks right motherfucklers I win no contest first post
September 17th, 2008 at 12:23 am
…honest to god…nixon hailfire palin…wow…
…“mom, i hate my name & all the kids at school laugh at me cuz they think it’s dumb !!!”…
…”nixie, you just eat your moose nuggets & then go upstairs & pray…we named you after a great american president & just remember the “hailfire” part is the vengeance that will befall those heathen miscreants that go to your school”…
…“ok, mom but it’s still a dumbass name”…
…”nixon hailfire palin…i told you not to use that language in this christian household”…
…“right, mom…just sayin’”…
September 17th, 2008 at 3:11 am
WTF? Bullpen Cola Palin, here. I HATE baseball, so I can figure the Bullpen thing, but I do loves me some Rum and Cokes every now and again, so perhaps I’ll just refer to myself as “B. Cola.”
September 17th, 2008 at 4:10 am
If dear Baby Jesus was born to Sarah Palin…….Chase Rooster Palin. Blasphemous.Bigoted.You swine will all burn for this!
September 17th, 2008 at 4:55 am
How does one get the name generator to spit out “Toothless Cumshot Palin”, is there some revere engineering principle one could apply?
September 17th, 2008 at 4:58 am
Churn Scorpion.
or using my handle: Claw Washout.
I still like Churn Scorpion better… Mixin’ it up with my poisonous tail… watch out or I’ll first dude your ass…
September 17th, 2008 at 5:55 am
Filter Skate Palin…I like what my x-wife calls me better; “hey asshole!”
September 17th, 2008 at 6:37 am
McCain Fortress Palin
I feel sick…
September 17th, 2008 at 8:02 am
I am now “Drill Swollen Palin”
Is that a good thing? Sounds like an action that someone else already took! (Or is gonna do later today)
September 17th, 2008 at 8:38 am
gnome, if you were born to Sarah Palin, your name would be:
Khaki Salmon Palin
September 17th, 2008 at 8:57 am
Wrangler Tractor Palin
September 17th, 2008 at 9:27 am
Pick Beef Palin
September 17th, 2008 at 10:41 am
Carhartt Willy Palin!
September 17th, 2008 at 1:03 pm
Retard Strength Palin
September 17th, 2008 at 1:36 pm
Pretty much porn
September 17th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
Barrel McRaven Palin
I the man. All your base belongs to us.
September 17th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
Recoil Mush Palin – woot I got a gun theme for my first name!!
September 17th, 2008 at 6:58 pm
Molten Contra Palin
for some reason all i can think of now is Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right Left, Right, B, A, Start.
September 17th, 2008 at 7:55 pm
douche bag, if you were born to Sarah Palin, your name would be:
Torpedo Vindicator Palin
haha
September 17th, 2008 at 10:44 pm
Dumb Cunt Palin
September 18th, 2008 at 12:46 am
…ah, butthead…i’m sensing that you’re not playing the game using the “official sarah palin baby name generator”…not that there’s anything wrong w/ that cuz, well, yer coming up w/ different but oddly appropriate names…
…keep it up, just sayin’…
September 18th, 2008 at 10:51 pm
Reverse Cowgirl Palin?
September 18th, 2008 at 10:52 pm
Shawty Coochie Palin
September 18th, 2008 at 10:56 pm
Gaffe Wart Palin
March 15th, 2010 at 8:58 am
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