April 2016, Phoenix AZ – Here is a photo of the backyard of Big Johnny’s house where police have been receiving complaints. The complaints allege Johnny gets naked, grabs a bike and swims around his pool fondling the bike. Police also note that several bikes in the neighborhood have gone missing. Big Johnny has been in law school for 8 years now and still not graduated, neighbors speculate that law school has pushed him over the edge. His wife was quoted as saying “Yea, before law school he had several bikes and actually rode them on occasion, but after he started law school he developed a strange bike obsession, he collects bikes and does unspeakable things with them, I think the intense pressure of law school is causing his bizarre behavior, I wish he never went back to school, we had a normal life.”
Why all the bikes? Well, they keep breaking. That one there got a stiff link after a week…and that one had a brake cable start to fray…and this one here had the tires go flat…there’s the one with the uncomfortable seat…and I really liked this one. That is, until I found out it was made in China. I mean, really… Nobody makes ‘em like they used to…buncha JUNK I tell ya!
1) Honey! We got a letter from the home owner’s association today.
2) I think this guy should get to know the guy with the bike grave yard on the side of the highway at Rye.
Dude, check this photo I took of my neighbor’s yard. Further evidence that vindicates my recent purchase of my 29th bike to my wife. That dude has issues!
As much as I like new bikes, the bikes that I have a strange attachment to are the ones that I have owned for years but no longer really ride that much
“We are catholic, married when we were 12, start with hormonal therapy after our third set of quintuplets, and here we are 35 year later… life is good”
August 26th, 2008 at 6:54 am
Nice swing set.
August 26th, 2008 at 7:05 am
Holy shit.
August 26th, 2008 at 7:07 am
1.Now where did I leave my red cruiser?
2.Honey clifford needs more water. Ah you see I have kids.
August 26th, 2008 at 7:22 am
I’m tak’n all their bikes, and all of their pools, and their swing sets too. Nobody in this town is going to have ANY fun. NOBODY.
Moo Haa Haa HA! Moo Hoo HAA ha Haaaa!
Moo hoo haa haa ha! Ha! HA! HOO, He! oh…
Overkill?
August 26th, 2008 at 7:23 am
First kid in the neighborhood to have a Wii…
August 26th, 2008 at 7:24 am
O.C.D. bike thief.
August 26th, 2008 at 7:26 am
…well, he was a nice quiet guy that kept to himself. We had no idea he was a cannibalistic pedophile…
August 26th, 2008 at 7:29 am
The sign out front said: “Welcome to Big Jonny’s moving sale!”
PS: Who stole Pee Wee Herman’s bike and painted it red?
August 26th, 2008 at 7:38 am
Big Jonny’s new crib in Phoenix
August 26th, 2008 at 7:38 am
Borrow a bike? Hell no!
August 26th, 2008 at 7:48 am
Same old complaint , there’s never enough parking at waynes house for the post ride party.
August 26th, 2008 at 8:40 am
Bob was at a loss to explain the blue boil that erupted in the middle of his bike parking lot.
August 26th, 2008 at 9:02 am
In the future……….
April 2016, Phoenix AZ – Here is a photo of the backyard of Big Johnny’s house where police have been receiving complaints. The complaints allege Johnny gets naked, grabs a bike and swims around his pool fondling the bike. Police also note that several bikes in the neighborhood have gone missing. Big Johnny has been in law school for 8 years now and still not graduated, neighbors speculate that law school has pushed him over the edge. His wife was quoted as saying “Yea, before law school he had several bikes and actually rode them on occasion, but after he started law school he developed a strange bike obsession, he collects bikes and does unspeakable things with them, I think the intense pressure of law school is causing his bizarre behavior, I wish he never went back to school, we had a normal life.”
August 26th, 2008 at 9:45 am
Igor Kenk’s house?
August 26th, 2008 at 9:54 am
My old Kentucky home…
August 26th, 2008 at 9:57 am
Fubar made me spill my doritoes on that one! Nice!
August 26th, 2008 at 10:17 am
Why all the bikes? Well, they keep breaking. That one there got a stiff link after a week…and that one had a brake cable start to fray…and this one here had the tires go flat…there’s the one with the uncomfortable seat…and I really liked this one. That is, until I found out it was made in China. I mean, really… Nobody makes ‘em like they used to…buncha JUNK I tell ya!
August 26th, 2008 at 10:33 am
“hmmm, should I get to some of those repairs I’ve been meaning to do or, practice my flips from the trampoline into the pool…?”
August 26th, 2008 at 11:53 am
This here is the NEXT factory,,, All these will be fixed at a local bike shop near, you.
August 26th, 2008 at 11:54 am
“What yo lookin’ at mofo? Bikes be my life an shit. Don’t be hatin’ on my bikes, you hear?! Bike hatin aint cool. Sheet!”
August 26th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
Well, that’s not Elson’s house but kinda looks like Yod’s in Bend… Wierd.
August 26th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
Where’s Sausage?
August 26th, 2008 at 12:47 pm
ok now remember, we’re in the itchy lot
August 26th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
DIGGLE BEAGLE SHIT FEST GODDAMNIT!!!!!
August 26th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
1) Honey! We got a letter from the home owner’s association today.
2) I think this guy should get to know the guy with the bike grave yard on the side of the highway at Rye.
August 26th, 2008 at 7:11 pm
Dude, check this photo I took of my neighbor’s yard. Further evidence that vindicates my recent purchase of my 29th bike to my wife. That dude has issues!
August 26th, 2008 at 7:11 pm
yeeeeeeeeeee haw muther fucks! weird shit happens @420
August 27th, 2008 at 7:58 am
As much as I like new bikes, the bikes that I have a strange attachment to are the ones that I have owned for years but no longer really ride that much
August 27th, 2008 at 8:07 am
JUNIOR! Your Mom wants you to square up this joint, yo
August 27th, 2008 at 10:13 am
The ideal number of bikes is n+1, where n is the number of bikes you currently own.
August 27th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
Well, if you got rid of the pool you’d have more room for bikes.
August 27th, 2008 at 5:31 pm
Goddamn!
August 27th, 2008 at 10:39 pm
“We are catholic, married when we were 12, start with hormonal therapy after our third set of quintuplets, and here we are 35 year later… life is good”
August 28th, 2008 at 5:25 am
Two swimmin pools…Fuckin Rich !
August 28th, 2008 at 7:25 am
It never rains in California
August 28th, 2008 at 7:34 am
Deputies arrested Jennel Gehrke for the crime. She’s accused of driving drunk and leaving the scene. Police found her at her home
August 28th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
After the UK cycling team successful olympics team US gives up….
August 28th, 2008 at 8:18 pm
The Love Shack is a little ‘ol place where we get together.