About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

14 thoughts on “Party in my tummy

  1. How can you have a party in your tummy without alcohol? Too bad we are not providing the kids with facts these days.

  2. …is there a need here for a long wordy dissertation on the important merits of teaching your children to chew their food properly ???…

    …better yet, i’ll suggest you don’t let yer kids read drunkcyclist.com or they might pick up a few bad habits…

  3. Why didn’t they show the mushrooms he ate first that made the carrots talk?

    Was the juice fermented?

  4. WHy didn’t someone give me mushrooms for that. Then I could have had an excuse for running out the upstairs window. Jeebus.

  5. I think the kids should be equally exposed/educated as to where that party gets relocated to in a few hours…i.e….there’s a party in my potty. I can see it now…”OH MY GOSH MOMMY…why won’t the food talk to me anymore???!!!”

  6. OK, I have to admit. I caught my 4 year old watching this show one day. They won’t show the classic Bugs Bunny because it is too violent, but it is OK to show what happens after taking WAAAAAYYYY to much acid?

    I’d much rather see my daughter trying to put her brother in the dryer (a’la Babby Faced Finster).