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butthead on August 20th, 2008 7:55 am
There is a party in my pants BJ
TC on August 20th, 2008 8:09 am
How can you have a party in your tummy without alcohol? Too bad we are not providing the kids with facts these days.
dentext on August 20th, 2008 8:14 am
aint art grand?
Luv_Plugg on August 20th, 2008 8:18 am
also might i add. how the hell is he feeding himself when he has no damn elbows?
bikesgonewild on August 20th, 2008 9:23 am
…is there a need here for a long wordy dissertation on the important merits of teaching your children to chew their food properly ???…
…better yet, i’ll suggest you don’t let yer kids read drunkcyclist.com or they might pick up a few bad habits…
slacker on August 20th, 2008 9:31 am
Why didn’t they show the mushrooms he ate first that made the carrots talk?
Was the juice fermented?
Gnome on August 20th, 2008 9:42 am
WHy didn’t someone give me mushrooms for that. Then I could have had an excuse for running out the upstairs window. Jeebus.
sommerfliesby on August 20th, 2008 10:17 am
I think the kids should be equally exposed/educated as to where that party gets relocated to in a few hours…i.e….there’s a party in my potty. I can see it now…”OH MY GOSH MOMMY…why won’t the food talk to me anymore???!!!”
BigShorty on August 20th, 2008 11:39 am
OK, I have to admit. I caught my 4 year old watching this show one day. They won’t show the classic Bugs Bunny because it is too violent, but it is OK to show what happens after taking WAAAAAYYYY to much acid?
I’d much rather see my daughter trying to put her brother in the dryer (a’la Babby Faced Finster).
Spike Main on August 20th, 2008 7:07 pm
After the food digest, do the have a party in the toilet?
Rusty Sanchez on August 20th, 2008 7:37 pm
I’ll skip the after-party, thank you.
Kid Wonder on August 20th, 2008 10:00 pm
I am sporting a total rager right now.
John on August 21st, 2008 12:01 am
I was expecting him to shove those carrots up his ass.
Kid Wonder on August 21st, 2008 8:45 pm
Disappointing, right?!