About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

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  1. Phoenix Daily Star

    This was the seen at outside the local liquer store Friday. Apperantly a customer, one Big Jonny of Flagstaff, was asked for his I.d. to which he then replied “what next, you wanna see me blow sunshine out my ass too”. Thus the rainbow in the sky. It appears Big Jonny did, in fact, blow sunshine out of his ass.

    More at eleven.

  2. Amen, Greg, amen.

    This looks like it’s somewhere in northern Ontario = close to a lake.

    Schweeet.

  3. At the end of every rainbow is beer, and at the end of every lightning bolt, whiskey.

  4. I’m with Greg on this one.

    well. ..Actually I’m at the other end at the LCBO, but we’re like ‘connected’ n shit.

  5. “God loves all sinners. Even the drunkards on bikes.”

    (actual quote from the preacher of the church I attended as a kid)

  6. “Beer makes men happy, happy men are good men, good men go to heaven” -Benjamin Franklin

  7. …i get it now…

    …the rainbow is a “highway to heaven” for beer drinkers…sorta like a path to enlightenment or maybe directions to nirvana…

    …cool…

  8. There was once a beautiful woman named Rain who lived in the sky. She wore a rainbow around her waist and she was married to the Creator of the Earth and they had three beautiful daughters together. When the eldest daughter grew up she asked her mother if she could go down to the Earth. Her mother reluctantly gave her permission, but as soon as she arrived on Earth she married a drunk and remained there.