This was the seen at outside the local liquer store Friday. Apperantly a customer, one Big Jonny of Flagstaff, was asked for his I.d. to which he then replied “what next, you wanna see me blow sunshine out my ass too”. Thus the rainbow in the sky. It appears Big Jonny did, in fact, blow sunshine out of his ass.
There was once a beautiful woman named Rain who lived in the sky. She wore a rainbow around her waist and she was married to the Creator of the Earth and they had three beautiful daughters together. When the eldest daughter grew up she asked her mother if she could go down to the Earth. Her mother reluctantly gave her permission, but as soon as she arrived on Earth she married a drunk and remained there.
August 19th, 2008 at 8:55 am
A bowl of liquid gold exists at the end of every rainbow.
August 19th, 2008 at 8:57 am
There is a God, and God is in the detail………
August 19th, 2008 at 8:58 am
Or at the bar……..
August 19th, 2008 at 9:09 am
…And as God`s full intentions became clear to me…I wept…
August 19th, 2008 at 9:12 am
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This was the seen at outside the local liquer store Friday. Apperantly a customer, one Big Jonny of Flagstaff, was asked for his I.d. to which he then replied “what next, you wanna see me blow sunshine out my ass too”. Thus the rainbow in the sky. It appears Big Jonny did, in fact, blow sunshine out of his ass.
More at eleven.
August 19th, 2008 at 9:40 am
At the end of every rainbow here in Ontario, is a Beer Store. On the other end of it, you have an LCBO.
August 19th, 2008 at 9:53 am
Amen, Greg, amen.
This looks like it’s somewhere in northern Ontario = close to a lake.
Schweeet.
August 19th, 2008 at 10:02 am
“Beer is proof that god loves us and he wants us to be happy”
- Ben Franklin
August 19th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
At the end of every rainbow is beer, and at the end of every lightning bolt, whiskey.
August 19th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
I’m with Greg on this one.
well. ..Actually I’m at the other end at the LCBO, but we’re like ‘connected’ n shit.
August 19th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
And on the eighth day, God created The Beer Store, and it was good.
August 19th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
speechless
August 19th, 2008 at 6:34 pm
“God loves all sinners. Even the drunkards on bikes.”
(actual quote from the preacher of the church I attended as a kid)
August 19th, 2008 at 7:09 pm
To alcohol: the cause of — and solution to — all of life’s problems
August 19th, 2008 at 8:04 pm
Does not the epic ride allways end with thy beer !
August 19th, 2008 at 9:12 pm
The Mormons are gonna freak when they see this.
August 19th, 2008 at 10:59 pm
Honestly… Does this even NEED a caption?
August 20th, 2008 at 6:47 am
They all look like this in Ontario.
August 20th, 2008 at 8:01 am
You know, we don’t get very many Rainbows in here
August 20th, 2008 at 8:06 am
http://www.gaybeer.com
August 20th, 2008 at 10:51 am
“Beer makes men happy, happy men are good men, good men go to heaven” -Benjamin Franklin
August 20th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
…i get it now…
…the rainbow is a “highway to heaven” for beer drinkers…sorta like a path to enlightenment or maybe directions to nirvana…
…cool…
August 20th, 2008 at 5:54 pm
Dude, wake up. Were here.
August 20th, 2008 at 10:09 pm
Ireland had something to do with this.
August 20th, 2008 at 10:19 pm
Pegleg- that’s good.
August 21st, 2008 at 7:28 am
There was once a beautiful woman named Rain who lived in the sky. She wore a rainbow around her waist and she was married to the Creator of the Earth and they had three beautiful daughters together. When the eldest daughter grew up she asked her mother if she could go down to the Earth. Her mother reluctantly gave her permission, but as soon as she arrived on Earth she married a drunk and remained there.