About big jonny
The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure.
Flagstaff, Arizona, USA
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I can’t believe i even tried the address. I did laugh out loud a few times.
Good times.
I find it offensive that ya’ll can’t let it go. Lance is a decent upstanding cyclist who’s sweet skills, will not be seen again anytime soon. I find this post, and especially this site, to be completely offensive and in fact, it hurts the sport for you to be like this.
I will never come here again! AGAIN!
you will in no way be missed. Be gone with you.
Man, if Lance had both nuts he’d have hit both the Olsons
No he’d still have to save one Olsen for his “Bogo Buddy” Mcanahey.
Also; If their twins, how do you decide who gets the ugly one?
hey MV, breathe deep man, it’s a joke, a sick joke on par with “Dead Baby” jokes. Gross, but funny.
hmm a fountain of youth could explain the water bill.
http://www.statesman.com/news/content/news/stories/local/08/15/0815wateruse.html?cxtype=rss&cxsvc=7&cxcat=52
Awesome.
The honest testimonials I have just seen make me feel less dirty than before.
Sweet vid! Thanks!
Hey Peter, try and keep up here ok… no shit it’s a joke. And you, BP, you go away. I wont miss you either. I swear. Not in a million years. You can mark this day as the end of our BFF deal. Jeez…
If my password didnt keep getting changed with every damn update that some goofy-assed ‘Web midget’ does every 19 days…
well.. BFF or not, you’re going to hell.
I really wish there was some html markup we could use for Sarcasm.
Malevolent Vert,
why don’tcha go get kidnapped and have some new shit happen to ya?
glad you posted that 6 months after I sent it to you
Bet you are just getting to my Giro takes by now