Bulletproof bras.

Why it looks small when you come out of the ocean.

and…

You have to be fucking joking, right?

—bp.

also… All Hail the Dark Lord for he cometh with mighty red horns of DEATH.

All Hail...

9 Responses to “Three things…”

1. Rush Limbaugh Says:
   August 4th, 2008 at 11:37 am

   7-Square-Mile Ice Sheet Breaks Loose

   Nothing to see here folks, move along…

2. Gnome Says:
   August 4th, 2008 at 11:47 am

   Ah, it’s just Mother Nature… and satan.

3. Loren Says:
   August 4th, 2008 at 11:58 am

   Hail Satan! When’s the blood orgy?

4. sommerfliesby Says:
   August 4th, 2008 at 11:58 am

   I’d like to think I had a part in that ice-sheet thing…I DO burn a lot of gas…what a sense of accomplishment this fills me with! I’d like to thank the Academy, NASA, the flat-Earth movement, German bra manufacturers, and Drunk Cyclists the world over.

5. bikesgonewild Says:
   August 4th, 2008 at 8:36 pm

   …what in the name of beelzebub happened to my last post ???…

   …it was up there & it was probably “the most appropriate comment i’ve ever made”…

   …ok, that is undoubtedly bullshit…but it was there…

6. bikepunk Says:
   August 5th, 2008 at 12:31 am

   no idea, ‘Bub. But that one is still there.
   I guess Satan has a delete key.

7. dentext Says:
   August 5th, 2008 at 6:56 am

   There is an astronomy term for that effect, it’s driving me nuts to remember it.
   WTF IS it?
   arrggghh.

8. bikepunk Says:
   August 5th, 2008 at 8:41 am

   Uh…. Solar Eclipse?

9. dentext Says:
   August 5th, 2008 at 8:46 am

   for the horns effect during an eclipse.
   Like..there is a name for the beads surrounding the disc, too.
   Reagan was starting his second term when I last I sat in astronomy class.
   I’ll be a monster all day at work till I figure it out.