Happy Friday everyone. Now go gouge out your eyes. From: Snake Hawk Subject: yeah, bro. get it. i’m feeling super hot today, king of the world, top of the food chain. after i made my breakfast of frozen waffles with canned peach wedges on top, and did my push-ups and crapped, i thought that i [...]

Small packages Cigarettes are never as fun as you think they’ll be when you light one up. Nothing but disappointment in a small package. The full moon split the tree tops and I sat on the back patio facing the moonlight. I found her cigarettes where I thought they’d be, in the center of the [...]

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On Sunday I got in another ride of one hour. I went _maybe_ 10 miles. It is better than nothing I suppose El Grande Link dump: [tucson's off the heezy] tuconweekly.com [gringo central] theblack13.blogspot.com [time fuck] michaeldorf.org [watch for bikes] photobasement.com [learn how to dope] granfondocyclingtours.com [Intelligent] bike for sale on craigslist [bicycles & mowing] [...]

The Wagon I sat in the front seat, she was driving. On a small back road we passed an Idaho farm. Mostly dust now, and sparce brown grass. There was a broken, withered wagon abandoned in the front yard. Now midday sun blasting the shadows out, just gone in the brightness. Every crack and busted [...]

After Saunier-Duval pulled the plug, Scott bicycles was joined by American Beef. Talk about strange bed-fellows. Now it seems that Scott bicycles has had enough and is discontinuing sponsorship. What now? In lieu of dopped up Italians, the team will now be riding doped up cattle? Source: www.cyclingnews.com

Sad news outta the northeast today: A bicyclist, John Lacaillade II, 38, from Meredith, NH, was killed yesterday on Route 25 in Porter, Maine, when he lost control of his bike and fell under the rear wheels of a tractor trailer. Read the news account here on MaineToday.com. Read a more detailed article here. I [...]

Yep, in his own words. And I’m not going to bother posting any of his words. The pics are enough. Must already have a dozen emails (so far) with people sending shit in. Bottom line: Our man Chris was at SSWC spreading the love like mayonnaise. And if that didn’t gross you out, I’m sure [...]

First of many, I assume. Dew, love ya man. Don’t ever change.

Sometimes I get a piece of something, like this email here for instance, that I just know is going to land a great big old pile of shit right here on top of my shoes. And I like my shoes. Or, maybe I’m not wearing shoes. Or pants. I digress. Anyway, far be it from [...]

Eagles 27, Patriots 17. Take that, you bastards. It looks like the statue of Billy Penn I have on top of my fridge, pointing lovelingly eastward towards the lands he “acquired”, is doing it’s magic. I’ll take what I can get. Go Eagles.