About big jonny
The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure.
Flagstaff, Arizona, USA
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My booger is bigger than your booger,neener,neener ,neeener!
welcome to Nashville mother fucker.
“Warning: Self-entitlement Ahead”
(Wayne wins, however!)
“30 miles per gallon.”
“30 miles per sandwich!”
What’s a fucking car doing on the trail in the first place?
mine. mine.
You’re #1 !
Welcome to Seattle.
I’ll finger you if you finger me
“You have a bad haircut.”
“You are bald.”
I fuck you, in your general direction…
“Fuck you, hippie-bike-riding faggot.”
“Fuck you, coffin-stuffer.”
You mean you enjoy a middle finger up the bum for stimulation too, ?
What the hell is that?
That up there?
Yeah, that?
UFO?
Dunno.
Maybe a weather balloon?
Who cares…
Whatever…
You enjoying your bike ride?
Yeah, wanna go get a beer over there?
Sure.
Let’s be friends.
OK.
Hey, that’s a nice finger! If you want to come lick your wifes stink off mine, we could really compare them!
mine got chomped by a rottweiler, you?
Coffin Stuffer: “You have a bowl on your head!”
Cyclist: “You have a hand puppet in the back seat!”
You’re number one.
No,no you’re number one!
Share the road
Raise a stink
Share the love
I need a drink
My wheels are rolling
My wheels are rolling
Share the road
They give you the finger
See how that shit lingers?
I need some drinks
I need some drinks
My wheels are rolling
They still rolling
Hand signaling in effect
Zeronine on July 29th, 2008 10:53 am
You’re #1 !
** you win in my book ** LOL
…same old, same old…
Coffin driver – Hey, you lookin’ at me ?
Rider – What ? Hey you lookin’ at me ? I said are you lookin’ at me ?
Coffin driver – No wait. You lookin’ at me ?
Rider – Say hello to my leetel friend….
BLAM!!BLAM!!BLAM!!!
Rider – That’ll teach him to f**k with my chi…………the world is mine tonight……
Take a sniff meet my new girl. No, you take a sniff and get re- acquainted with your wife.
Driver: Singlespeed?
Rider: Yup, just one.
Driver – “Hey uh, is this the way to the trailhead?”
Rider – “Yup”
Driver – “Cool man, I’ll see ‘ya up there; egh? Thanks!”
Rider – “Yup”
hey fuck you fuckin you!
This is the finger I use to dial me cell phone as I dangerously swerve my car all over the road. Oh yea well this is the finger I use to shift my Ultegra with so I can report you to the cops.
driver:
“GET A JOB”
cyclist:
“I will, when I need new tires.”
one gear, one road, one finger
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