And to think I was surprised…

I didn’t think anyone had the stones to try this move.

From: Ryan
Subject: Beltran Video- riding away from doping control
Holy Shit, is this good vid! Dodgey, sketcher Beltran trying to avoid pissing in a cup. Maybe he just shot up? The guy just looks guilty!
Watch the doping controller run after him.
cycleto.com/2008tourvideo…

What, is he running from the cops at an underage field party? Come the fuck on.

I’ve got no sympathy for this guy.

9 Responses to “And to think I was surprised…”

  1. David P. Says:

    I wonder why they wear orange safety vests? They should come flying out of nowhere like the MIB complete with big black Wayfarers. You know, punch up the entertainment value a bit.

  2. John The Lawyer Says:

    If the Vampire has to break a sweat to get your pee in a cup, and you’re positive, lifetime ban.

    Liquigas should send a couple of pipefitters to beat the crap out of this jerk.

    Burn ‘em. Asshole. No more doping.

  3. Humpty Says:

    Fuck ‘em and feed ‘em fish heads.

  4. KG Says:

    He doped so he should have the crap beat out of him? Next time I see Eddy and Interbike I’ll tell him there is an internet tough guy who’s waiting for him.

  5. big jonny Says:

    Don’t pick on Eddy… Dude’s like 80.

  6. David P. Says:

    I don’t care – I still like my suits/shades approach better. The safety vest looks like a guard at the school crossing.

  7. David P. Says:

    Seriously, I would demand some diginity while doing that type of work. I wouldn’t handle cups of piss while wearing an orange safety vest…A nice tailored suit and some Wayfarers, please.

  8. Gnome Says:

    I don’t blame the fucker. I’d want that bullshit paparazzi off my shit too. Another dumb ass doping.

  9. bikesgonewild Says:

    “don’t pick on eddy…dude’s like 80″

    ..fucking “ouch“…i’m laughing & crying, all at the same time…

    …heard the “old man” still comports himself well, a la velo, though…

    …but doping ???…send in some ex-ira heavies, ya, in suits n’ wayfarers & kneecap the bastards in front of the peleton, see how well they ride after “a word from our sponsors”…mcquaid’s a fucking irishman, he’s got contacts…

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