Sometimes I just can’t get over the shit that shows up in my inbox.
From: Legs
Subject: IMG00535.jpg
Just saw this stenciled on the bike path during my commute home. Haven’t had a chance to try it yet, but if I do I let you know how it works out.
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Destined to be a classic.
Ya just gotta wonder about the backstory. A cardboard stencil and some black spray paint? Who & why? One thing I can tell you, it is somewhere in Colorado Spring, Colorado. Aside from that… I have no idea.
July 15th, 2008 at 9:23 pm
Hm. Is doggy style de rigeur? I guess it makes sense for a blistering hot, icy, wet or especially grimy stretch of sidewalk. But in such cases, a standing position could be effected. I’d probably slip on my cleat and pull or break something, ow.
Mikey
July 16th, 2008 at 7:21 am
…save the beds for wiccan rituals.
I think we found Banksy’s first project.
July 16th, 2008 at 8:40 am
Pile driver wearing orange caution vests. In the case there are motorists, you would simply look like a cal-trans worker busting up cement.
July 16th, 2008 at 10:34 am
Kinda hard on the knees…
July 16th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
If I get burns doing that on a rug, what happens on the soft, forgiving, sidewalk cement?
I love sex, but I love my knees, too.
July 16th, 2008 at 5:16 pm
Shit. I’m fresh out of kneepads.
July 16th, 2008 at 5:18 pm
Maybe the pro move is to throw down a flattened cardboard box like the breakdance kids?
See “Days Go by”- Dirty Vegas.
July 17th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
That is hilarious!