I believe Mayo…

I believe Mayo…was doped to the gills.

Spanish climbing specialist Iban Mayo became the latest rider to fail a drugs test after it was revealed he had tested positive for EPO during the Tour de France…

The 29-year-old, who finished 16th in the Tour, which finished on Sunday, has been suspended by his team.

“The Saunier Duval team was notified by the UCI that Iban Mayo had tested positive for EPO following a test on July 24 which was a rest day on the Tour de France,” read a statement on the team’s website.
Source: velonews.com

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15 Responses to “I believe Mayo…”

  1. dd Says:

    …and still couldn’t win a tour.

  2. Gnome Says:

    Doh!.. per

  3. Humpty Says:

    HMMM…Armstrong didn’t dope, but dropped a doped to the gills Mayo like a prom dress in the Tour…. hmmm….
    I agree, bring him in front of congress.

  4. Flodizzle Says:

    Alberto Gonzales defense:
    “I don’t recall…”
    “I don’t remember…”
    “I’m not sure…”

    Just tell us about the Olson Twins, Lance

  5. Bush43 Says:

    As Willy Voet said, when Dr. Ferrari is your trainer, you’ve got a saucepan under your ass, and people cannot fail to notice. I believe Lance Armstrong was doped to the fucking gills. He made Mayo look like a fucking first year student in pharmacology.

    But the real question is, just how much does Kate Hudson look like his mom? Is she a violation of the “he only fucks women that look like his mom” rule?

    Discuss!

  6. Mikey Says:

    Iban, et al-

    Nice bike, gregario! Ha!

    Mikey

  7. BestPartOfMeRanDownMomsLeg Says:

    You guys talk about doping like it’s a bad thing …

    On another note, what about that Dara Torres … is that an awesome piece of ass, or what ?!?!?!?!?!?!

    just sayin’

  8. sommerfliesby Says:

    I believe…..Jesse Jackson.

  9. Gnome Says:

    Dara Torres is very satisfactory. Very.

  10. Brad Says:

    I have never used Mayo on a sandwhich it’s just disgusting.

  11. schultzenheimer Says:

    i told you BO was talking down to people too much, now JJ’s gonna castrate the guy. JJ still completely supports the guy, just sans nuts.

  12. bikesgonewild Says:

    …i used to like chicken salad made w/ mayo

    …now i find them both disgusting…

  13. Mikey Says:

    Drunk cyclist acts like idiot:

    http://www.oregonlive.com/news/oregonian/index.ssf?/base/news/1215660313233830.xml&coll=7&thispage=1

    I hope the link works, if not, look at today’s Oregonian- it was front page, above the fold.

    Moron.

    Mikey

  14. John Says:

    +1 for Dara. Most non-heinous.

  15. Gnome Says:

    Drunkcyclist Idiot taking one for the team? Nice work.

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