I believe the Chicken

July
1st

By: big jonnyat 11:55 am

Comments: 9 responses

Categories:Cycling, Doping

I believe the Chicken… was doped to the gills.

From: cyclingnews.com

Nearly one year after he was forced to leave the Tour de France while wearing the race leader’s maillot jaune, Danish cyclist Michael Rasmussen has been suspended for two years for missing out-of-competition doping controls prior to the race.

The Monaco cycling federation, with whom the 34 year-old former Rabobank rider carries a racing licence, released its decision today following a hearing on May 28, according to Rasmussen’s manager Moreno Nicoletti. Rasmussen has the right of appeal to the Court of Arbitration for Sport (CAS).

Rasmussen was withdrawn from the Tour de France after being fired by Rabobank for missing three anti-doping controls. He reportedly missed two controls carried out by the Danish Cycling Federation and one by the International Cycling Union (UCI).

I had these two domains pointing at their own little webpage last summer, but I’ve decided to just point ‘em here to drunkcyclist until they expire. Sorta like pro cycling is set to expire.

Trackbacks: www.ibelievethechicken.com & www.ibelieverasmussen.com

(You may be directed to the old site when clicking either of those two urls while the dns sorts itself out over the next half hour or so. Good times.)

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Comments

9 Responses to “I believe the Chicken”

  1. Fritzaholic on July 1st, 2008 12:09 pm

    He should be charged with smuggling plums too.

  2. gEERT on July 1st, 2008 12:18 pm

  3. Maliot Jaune on July 1st, 2008 12:43 pm

    chicken was a mountainbiker.
    Lived on down the way.
    Nevermind Euro work ethic.
    Roadie Doping got it paid.

  4. bikesgonewild on July 1st, 2008 1:32 pm

    …just the post w/ info woulda been enough…

    …but, no, you hadda show the picture & spoil my lunch…

  5. Munky on July 1st, 2008 4:13 pm

    with a bocephus sticker on his carbon frame,
    he would light ‘em up just for fun.

  6. Mikey on July 1st, 2008 6:08 pm

    Hey wait a gol durn minute here, let’s not give chickens a bad name. I have a rubber chicken zip tied to the stem of the Trophy Bike and Le Coq Sportif bravely led me around Lake Sammamish this evening, a noble and francophone fowl if ever there was one!! (two exclamation points)

    Mikey

    PS- the Rabobank training camp video was hilarious!! (two more exclamation points)

  7. Gnome on July 1st, 2008 7:03 pm

    I have always wanted a Mariachi band.

  8. bikepunk on July 2nd, 2008 3:28 am

    Makes me want a burrito with a EPO shot on the side.

  9. da grizz on July 5th, 2008 6:00 am

    raise your hand if you shot up today!

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