I mean, really? I think a good plug-the-poop-chute is good for the woman in my life, even if it hasn’t happened. (….yet.) But can Mr. T and Snickers really be called ‘homophobic’ for a commercial? WTF happened to the US of fucking A man? Watch it yourself… Ok, I understand that some people can find [...]

Bran Muffins She made bran muffins a whole tray they looked delicious. Wouldn’t let us have even one. She ate the whole tray herself. Then later as expected she was struggling in the hall bath just her a plunger and her shame as she attempted to force down what those bran muffins forced out. We [...]

Or as clean as he can at this point. The 24-year-old Riccò, who won two stages at the Tour before exiting the race for testing positive for a new product known as Continuous Erythropoietin Receptor Activator (CERA), was called before a CONI panel on Wednesday. “Speaking to the anti-doping prosecutor, I took full responsibility for [...]

More from the Massholes: A cyclist named Christopher Long got jacked last Friday during a Critical Mass ride in NYC. By a cop. You are not going to believe this one: And, wouldn’t you know it, the video of the incident did not please his employers. Police stripped a New York City officer of his [...]

Santogold – Creator   Oh hell yeah. That felt good. That’s the jam right there. I’m feeling a link dump. You feeling it too? Link Dump: [jp6] joesixpack.net [it's all the rage] nozzlerage.com [it ain't a bike, but....] thisnext.com [cycling needs me] sports.espn.go.com [a mountain bike changed my life] cnn.com Some good news from across [...]

Today’s joke. At 72 years of age, a man picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, the Doctor said the man was doing ‘fairly well’ for his age. A little concerned about that comment, the man couldn’t resist asking him, “Do you think I’ll live to be 80?” The [...]

Our man is hard at work. He doesn’t know any other way. From: Primo Subject: hkfixed Hong Kong is the 3rd most densely populated place on Earth. Double decker busses and taxi cabs make up a big portion of the traffic. There are very few scooters and motorcycle and almost no cyclists. On a hot [...]

Our man Response aka Primo aka ssbikeman has been knocking about Hong Kong of late. And, yes, he’s sending in reports. Here is the first of many I hope to post over the coming days. from: Primo Subject: Everything for sale nothing to buy When I arrived in Hong Kong, I brought with me some [...]

It never stops. More than 300 people wheeled and flip-flopped onto the CSU Oval on Friday to remember Rebecca Allen, an avid cyclist who was struck by a car and killed while riding early Tuesday morning. Allen, 32, was an undergraduate administrator at the Colorado State University Department of Journalism and Technical Communication. Because she [...]

  Big Tour stage this morning. Looks to be all settled out now. Hell of a show. I have to say, I rather enjoyed it. In other exciting Tour related news you can use: From: Brain Subject: Great TDF parody… Even though I’m not a French speaker, I can appreciate this. I’ve scrubbed a bit [...]

As it was, so it remains… Courtesy of the Onion. Now I’m off to indulge in a bit of fun. Not like posting here. That is a bit more like this… —bp.