I mean, really? I think a good plug-the-poop-chute is good for the woman in my life, even if it hasn’t happened. (….yet.) But can Mr. T and Snickers really be called ‘homophobic’ for a commercial? WTF happened to the US of fucking A man?
Watch it yourself…
Ok, I understand that some people can find the use [...]
Bran Muffins
She made bran muffins
a whole tray
they looked delicious.
Wouldn’t let us have even one.
She ate the whole tray herself.
Then
later
as expected
she was struggling
in the hall bath
just her
a plunger
and her shame
as she attempted
to force down
what those bran muffins
forced out.
We stood in the hallway
and laughed
Barry and I
as she raged
against a mountain of shit.
Served her right.
Or as clean as he can at this point.
The 24-year-old Riccò, who won two stages at the Tour before exiting the race for testing positive for a new product known as Continuous Erythropoietin Receptor Activator (CERA), was called before a CONI panel on Wednesday.
“Speaking to the anti-doping prosecutor, I took full responsibility for my [...]
Randy does what he wants. That makes me, and hopefully many of you, want to know “Where’s Randy?“. At least, that’s the case from here at “DCHQ”. We know the man. We’ve watched him grow up, and we’ve watched as he ascended the ranks of AZ & southwestern cycling with prime natural talent, only to [...]
More from the Massholes: A cyclist named Christopher Long got jacked last Friday during a Critical Mass ride in NYC.
By a cop.
You are not going to believe this one:
And, wouldn’t you know it, the video of the incident did not please his employers.
Police stripped a New York City officer of his [...]
Santogold – Creator
Oh hell yeah. That felt good. That’s the jam right there.
I’m feeling a link dump. You feeling it too?
Link Dump:
[jp6] joesixpack.net
[it's all the rage] nozzlerage.com
[it ain't a bike, but....] thisnext.com
[cycling needs me] sports.espn.go.com
[a mountain bike changed my life] cnn.com
Some good news from across the pond:
ALCOHOL TO CARRY ‘SHITFACED’ WARNING
Bottles and [...]
Today’s joke.
At 72 years of age, a man picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, the Doctor said the man was doing ‘fairly well’ for his age.
A little concerned about that comment, the man couldn’t resist asking him, “Do you think I’ll live to be 80?”
The [...]
Our man is hard at work. He doesn’t know any other way.
From: Primo
Subject: hkfixed
Hong Kong is the 3rd most densely populated place on Earth. Double decker busses and taxi cabs make up a big portion of the traffic. There are very few scooters and motorcycle and almost no cyclists.
On a hot [...]
UPDATE: Mis-reportings of this incident wound up in both the kirotv.com news report linked below, and the Seattle TImes. Apparently, the douchebags reporting the news up there in Seattle are the same as everywhere else and, “have to get to work somehow” and so vilify the cyclists, to which I was caught, hook, line & [...]
Our man Response aka Primo aka ssbikeman has been knocking about Hong Kong of late. And, yes, he’s sending in reports.
Here is the first of many I hope to post over the coming days.
from: Primo
Subject: Everything for sale nothing to buy
When I arrived in Hong Kong, I brought with me some [...]
It never stops.
More than 300 people wheeled and flip-flopped onto the CSU Oval on Friday to remember Rebecca Allen, an avid cyclist who was struck by a car and killed while riding early Tuesday morning.
Allen, 32, was an undergraduate administrator at the Colorado State University Department of Journalism and Technical Communication.
Because she got married while [...]
Big Tour stage this morning. Looks to be all settled out now. Hell of a show.
I have to say, I rather enjoyed it.
In other exciting Tour related news you can use:
From: Brain
Subject: Great TDF parody…
Even though I’m not a French speaker, I can appreciate this. I’ve scrubbed a [...]
As it was, so it remains…
Courtesy of the Onion.
Now I’m off to indulge in a bit of fun. Not like posting here. That is a bit more like this…
—bp.
So, this guy Ryan sends Gnome and I a lot of emails. I post most, if not all, of them. This one was a complete and total kick in the nuts. I have asked him to start contributing to Drunkcyclist directly, enough with the me posting his emails routine. We’ll see [...]
In case you missed it.
It really was something special.
From: Vance
Subject: A true leader
Just wanted to pass this along. This is what a true leader sounds like.
truthout.org/article/obama-delivers-soaring-call-unity-berlin
Follow the link to transcript and video of Barak Obama’s speech in Berlin Thursday.
The man does nothing short of inspire.
Say hello to the next [...]
This just in:
From: Ryan
Subject: Doper caught by internal controls
Doper? Sacraficial lamb?
Astana kicks “Goose” to the curb…
velonews.com/…astana-sacks-gusev-over–abnormal-values
u can add him to your list of former Armstrong associates.
From the Velonews article:
Astana has sacked Russian rider Vladimir Gusev for reportedly showing “abnormal values” during the team’s internal doping checks.
“Vladimir Gusev has been officially informed that [...]
With all talk of late regarding doping and the Hautacam, I thought it might be time to talk about Stage 10 of the 2000 Tour. At the time, Cyclingnews.com described it as follows: “Armstrong’s exploit was one of the most impressive in recent years; he blew away the competition one by one and [...]
One in from my man Chris. He just can’t get enough love outta the fixie contingent in Arizona.
From: Chris
Subject: is it possible to jump a shark with a fixed gear?
phoenixnewtimes.com/…fixed-gear-fanaticism-rolls-into-the-phx
Before I take a bunch of shit from kids half my age – I own three fixed gear bikes. I’ve had one [...]
And to think I walked away
I had it all
the world at my fingertips.
Or,
at least,
the internet at my fingertips..
Pretty much “the world” these days.
Receive the merchandise.
Sit at my desk.
Answer the phone.
Comfort the lame.
Go through the motions like everyone else.
And to think I walked away.
All I had to do was suck [...]
