The greatest of all time.

Overheard at the bike shop:

“What’d he call me?”

“Vanilla.”

“Why’d he call me Vanilla?”

“I dunno. Some kind of put down I guess. Trying to say you’re bland or something.”

“How’d he know vanilla was my favorite flavor?”

“Vanilla is your favorite flavor?”

“Are you kidding. Vanilla might just be the greatest flavor of all time.”

And so it goes.

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About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

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