About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

39 thoughts on “Caption This

  1. …(in a sing-songy voice)…

    “me and mrs. jones-
    beagle a thing…goin’ on
    and we both know-
    that it’s wrong…”

  2. VCS gets the award for funniest reference’ Brian gets best caption so far.


    “Just let me know when you’re done back there, ok buddy?”

  3. Happy to see Porn is back on the ol’ DC site.

    You have too much time on yer hands Jonny.

  4. In this photo we have the two new symbols for our two major parties. The Democrats, who former mascot was the donkey are now the hound dogs, The republicans, whose former mascot was the elephant are now represented by the raccoon. You can see who has the spine and what control of both the house and senate has done for the democrats. I blame Nancy Pelosi and others for not standing up and biting back.

  5. Hayund me the caaaamera, Ma! You ain’t gunna baleeve what’s humpin’ the dog this time!

  6. If you look closely, you’ll see that the “coon” is missing the point. (so to speak). I wonder who he’s mimicing,(big jonny) in his missed forey.

  7. “I’m gonna do to you what your owners are doin’ to my habitat!”
    “So this is what they mean by doggy style.”

  8. For those old enough to remember the travisty that was the Cap’n and Tennille (or, God forbid, America):

    Beagle Suzie, Raccoon Sam
    Doin’ the jitterbug out in DC com land
    And they shimmy
    And Sammy’s so skinny

  9. Two spring to mind.

    “First I eat your food, now I have you”


    “So, this is what they mean by the Regal Beagle”

  10. Benny the Beagle was saved by a passing racoon when he choked on a cigarette butt. Old smoke testing habits die hard.

  11. A poignant reminder of the Repugnican dick we’ve all been taking the last 7 years or so.