Let Boonen Ride

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So, he likes the blow.

Sign the petition below to be heard by, well, no one in particular. Dude likes the ski lodge. And he’s available for kid’s parties, wedding and bar mitzvahs this July. ‘Cause he sure as shit ain’t gonna be in France that month. You should see him whip out a couple of balloon animals. Shit is off the hook.

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About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

23 Replies to “Let Boonen Ride”

  1. wow, snake…betcha you weren’t really expecting the actual answer to that seemingly rhetorical question…

    …thank you, gutpile !!!…

    …& tommy b, go fuck yourself…you ain’t specialized in my book any more…

  2. So Boonen is human after all, I was beginning to wonder. Hope he doesn’t get carried away with the snow, but I say let him ride. Love that “Quickstep Cocaine Train”. High on Cocaine, driving that Quickstep Train, Tom you better watch your speed.

  3. Remember the Giro Simoni had to forfeit because the Columbian candy he was eating (gift from his Aunt)was laced with coke?

    Can they now add vertical white stripes to the green sprinter’s jersey?

  4. Lovedawg, they let Simoni off. Their logic was something like, “he didn’t know there was coke in his Grandmas’s candy, so it wasn’t itentional.” To me it seemed like one more example of them using their own whimsical discretion to treat riders differently for similar charges.

    And, Boonen.. Let him ride. A little coke never hurt anyone.


  5. It’s a simple WHITE lie, when the LINES are drawn, the results will clarify

  6. These are the worst cocaine puns I’ve ever seen.
    Shamefull, really.
    He should receive a minor suspension, not a major one, buecause of what he was tagged with.
    He could, maybe, be asked to the ranch in Crawford for lines & laps with W.

  7. In all seriousness, what has this world come to when a proverbial rock star can’t do some blow?

  8. Hey he’s just on the Jan Ulrich off-season workout plan.

    Him and R-Kelly were filming something for their personal collection.

  9. All the fine ladies are makin’ a fuss, Tommy can’t pay attention ‘cos he’s on that dust.

    Seriously though, Cancer boy claims he’d prepare for the tour by riding through snow covered passes. Maybe Tommy couldn’t get to the snow so he had the snow brought to him?

  10. tom likes his women like he likes his whiskey…fifteen years old and mixed up in coke.

  11. the gals at the shop have already forgiven Boom Boom and are supporting his campaign for king of Belgium

  12. Next year’s Rock Racing Lineup will be anchored by Tomeke Tomeke Tomeke.

    “What Game Play?” asks Ekimov.