So, he likes the blow.
Sign the petition below to be heard by, well, no one in particular. Dude likes the ski lodge. And he’s available for kid’s parties, wedding and bar mitzvahs this July. ‘Cause he sure as shit ain’t gonna be in France that month. You should see him whip out a couple of balloon animals. Shit is off the hook.
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June 13th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
How do you say Columbian snow storm in Flemish?
June 13th, 2008 at 6:37 pm
Colombiaans sneeuwonweer
June 13th, 2008 at 6:46 pm
Invite him to your daughter’s sweet sixteen party… She’ll get along with his girlfriend.
June 13th, 2008 at 7:02 pm
…wow, snake…betcha you weren’t really expecting the actual answer to that seemingly rhetorical question…
…thank you, gutpile !!!…
…& tommy b, go fuck yourself…you ain’t specialized in my book any more…
June 13th, 2008 at 7:08 pm
dude can still motor a sprint.. ahhh saycoke.
June 13th, 2008 at 10:09 pm
dude I saw that movie it moved me balh blah blah
June 13th, 2008 at 11:13 pm
The Boon Abides
June 14th, 2008 at 3:50 am
“Say hello to my leetle frenn. . .”
June 14th, 2008 at 7:06 am
HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH!!!!!!!!!!
June 14th, 2008 at 7:10 am
So Boonen is human after all, I was beginning to wonder. Hope he doesn’t get carried away with the snow, but I say let him ride. Love that “Quickstep Cocaine Train”. High on Cocaine, driving that Quickstep Train, Tom you better watch your speed.
June 14th, 2008 at 7:52 am
Remember the Giro Simoni had to forfeit because the Columbian candy he was eating (gift from his Aunt)was laced with coke?
Can they now add vertical white stripes to the green sprinter’s jersey?
June 14th, 2008 at 10:31 am
kiss my pinky ring!
June 14th, 2008 at 11:25 am
Lovedawg, they let Simoni off. Their logic was something like, “he didn’t know there was coke in his Grandmas’s candy, so it wasn’t itentional.” To me it seemed like one more example of them using their own whimsical discretion to treat riders differently for similar charges.
And, Boonen.. Let him ride. A little coke never hurt anyone.
~R
June 14th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
It’s a simple WHITE lie, when the LINES are drawn, the results will clarify
June 14th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
These are the worst cocaine puns I’ve ever seen.
Shamefull, really.
He should receive a minor suspension, not a major one, buecause of what he was tagged with.
He could, maybe, be asked to the ranch in Crawford for lines & laps with W.
June 14th, 2008 at 9:27 pm
In all seriousness, what has this world come to when a proverbial rock star can’t do some blow?
June 15th, 2008 at 12:57 am
Hey he’s just on the Jan Ulrich off-season workout plan.
Him and R-Kelly were filming something for their personal collection.
June 15th, 2008 at 10:20 am
All the fine ladies are makin’ a fuss, Tommy can’t pay attention ‘cos he’s on that dust.
Seriously though, Cancer boy claims he’d prepare for the tour by riding through snow covered passes. Maybe Tommy couldn’t get to the snow so he had the snow brought to him?
June 15th, 2008 at 8:08 pm
tom likes his women like he likes his whiskey…fifteen years old and mixed up in coke.
June 15th, 2008 at 8:20 pm
the gals at the shop have already forgiven Boom Boom and are supporting his campaign for king of Belgium
June 15th, 2008 at 9:29 pm
A sad, desperate attempt to divert attention from his glue sniffing habit.
June 16th, 2008 at 2:47 am
And one of the ingredients in Pot-Belge is….?
yep, you guessed it.
June 16th, 2008 at 9:55 am
Next year’s Rock Racing Lineup will be anchored by Tomeke Tomeke Tomeke.
“What Game Play?” asks Ekimov.