What the fuck ever link dump and shit

Game. Set. Matches.

From: Chris
Subject: fixie kids are not alright
as for the fuck-tard fixie kids, you have no idea how lame they are. i decided to stop hatin’ the Phoenix scene and show up to some events to see what they are all about. i show up at the first one and i came prepared like it was a, well…um…A FUCKING ILLEGAL BIKE RACE equipped with a bag full of beers on ice and pockets full of fireworks. i start lighting off fireworks and 2 kids in girlpants come up to me and ask me to stop because it might get them in trouble and then….get this: they had us all sign a waiver like it was some kind of NORBA race!! i don’t really know what is worse, the waiver or that these little pricks didn’t know better and put their real names on it. that whole incident with the race for the cure is hitting the fan because the chick that was holding the list of entrants got caught and handed over the list complete with full, REAL names. fucking retards

i guess fixes are the new Rollerblades.

i will also take mockery for 200

rock out B
chris-

There is a lot of love in here tonight…

All I can think of when I look at that thing is “you put your weed in there.”

The Bloom bike device by Society Creative, LLC, puts a whole new spin on ‘exhaust plumes’ by attaching a reservoir-like-tube that emits bubbles and seeds as you peddle along pathways and paved surfaces. Check it: inhabitat.com

One commenter hit it out the park –

Nice idea, but this is going to lead to the increased use of herbicides as cities attempt to control the weeds growing out of the cracks in the concrete.

Yeah. Nothing good can come of it.

I got an email with this downhill video to watch. It’s like it’s stuck on repeat. Boing. Boing. Boing. Check it: freecaster.com.

Yo, I’m down with Ride Clean. Check the trailer and you might even see my stupid ass flashing a shocker: ridecleantv.net.

I even got a couple of bike releated (kinda) foreign t.v. commercial emails. I’ll just list ‘em out link dump style:
[A biciklizés fitten tart] youtube.com
[because walking sucks] youtube.com

This is how you mix it up proper like: summerrayneoakes.blogspot.com

Keep’n it real on the Great Divide. I might just ride that one someday. Untill then, I’ll just live vicariously through folks like this: thesteevo.blogspot.com

Ah, we are so fucked. This is a week old already and I haven’t posted a fucking thing about it. What can I say that I haven’t said already 15 times?

A new Senate report gives a fresh shot of adrenaline to the election-year debate over the Iraq war. President Bush and his top officials deliberately misrepresented secret intelligence to make the case to invade Iraq, according to the Senate Intelligence Committee.

The panel put a new spin on old charges, comparing claims made in five speeches by top Bush administration officials with intelligence reports. The committee says officials wrongly linked Saddam Hussein to the Sept. 11 attacks and al-Qaida; claimed Iraq would give terrorist groups chemical, biological or nuclear weapons, and said Iraq was developing drone aircraft to spread chemical or biological agents over the United States.

None was borne out by intelligence. Read it all: news.yahoo.com

Those bastards are grinding me down.

I’ll run this email just like I got it. ‘Cause there just ain’t any better way to say it.

From: Eric
Subject: all wet
sportsillustrated.cnn.com/…steroids.dealer.dead

Yep. He won the wet t-shirt contest. Think anything is going to change? I don’t. Next season, the NFL will trot out some seriously doped up mother fuckers and we’ll all watch them ram into eachother for a few months. The Eagles will be terrible. But, the Raiders, the Raiders will be worse. It is the only thing that keeps me sane.

And dope is as dope does I guess. WaPo dropped a jewel ’bout two weeks back. It’s worth your while.

Then came last year’s Tour. Pre-race favorite Alexandre Vinokourov of Kazakhstan and his Astana team were expelled five days before the July 29 finish when Vinokourov, the 2006 Spanish Vuelta winner, tested positive for a banned blood transfusion. The next day, the rider who had worn the prestigious yellow jersey for eight days as the race’s leader, Michael Rasmussen of Denmark, was forced to withdraw for lying about his whereabouts when he missed two out-of-competition drug tests earlier in the year. The same day, Italian cyclist Cristian Moreni was arrested by French police shortly after crossing the day’s finish line for failing a drug test; his entire team pulled out of the race.

The British press dubbed it the “Tour de Farce.” Two German television stations stopped their coverage of the race, as did a Swiss daily. France’s Soir newspaper ran an obituary saying the Tour had died “at age 104, after a long illness.”

Jean-Francois Lamour, vice president of the World Anti-Doping Agency (WADA), an independent organization created in response to the Festina scandal to coordinate the international fight against doping in sports, suggested that cycling be withdrawn from the Olympics.

In an interview, Tour de France chief Prudhomme said that the drug problem in cycling “is no different than in any other sport,” but its aggressive testing and public stance to combat doping have helped make cycling “the black sheep of sports.” Read the rest: washingtonpost.com

The black sheep of sports… You keep talking like that sweetheart, and I’m gonna get all up in it.

I’ll leave ya with this.

 

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About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

19 thoughts on “What the fuck ever link dump and shit

  1. Jonny, et al–

    I looked at part of the Ride Clean trailer, but became confused. Wasn’t Ms. Jeanson busted for doping?

    Mikey

  2. From: Chris
    that whole incident with the race for the cure is hitting the fan because the chick that was holding the list of entrants got caught and handed over the list complete with full, REAL names. fucking retards

    i guess fixes are the new Rollerblades.

    i will also take mockery for 200

    rock out B
    chris-

    Typical half informed response from a half wit no doubt. The girl that got arrested didnt have a participant list, she just happened to be the slowest rider in the group. If you had been there it would have been you. I am guessing the hate comes not from Chris B being admonished for throwing firecrackers, but from his being dropped by a bunch of kids in “girl pants”. Its so easy to just show up and race and bag on whatever event is being put on, try being part of the culture instead of attacking it. Obviously you won’t ever get there on legs and lungs NORBA event or alleycat. Stay out of the “Phoenix scene” they dont need or want you. The quasi-politician drunk jackass that runs this site seems a better fit for your emotional needs.

  3. I like the fire cracker and beer idea way better then racing around wearing little boys pants.

    Granted I have seen some pretty ill shit done with a fixed gear but definately not by the majority of the dumbshits I see riding out where I live, they just saw it and thought it was cool, having little to no riding experience on anything with big-wheels let alone drop bars or what sometimes appears to be a dildo of a handlebar bolted onto a stem.

    I see Fixie-kids in my neiborhood daily, most have little to no respect for traffic of any sort including fellow cyclists or pedestrians and even less control, that there making them a hazard and making it harder for someone with some skill, etiquite and well, brakes.

    What kind of dumbshit makes a waiver for an illegal race?

  4. “Stay out of the “Phoenix scene” they don’t need or want you. The quasi-politician drunk jackass that runs this site…”

    Hey G, I’ve been part of the “phoenix” and Arizona scene for over fifteen years.

    Seriously.

    Where the fuck were you in the 90′s, in junior high or elementary school?

    I don’t know who Chris B is, I put his name up as Chris. And he was at the single speed worlds in State College mixing it up late night with chicken grease and matches when you hadn’t even seen a fixed gear.

    I know Chris. And he is harder than you.

  5. “a new senate report gives a fresh shot of adrenaline to…”…blah, blah, blah FUCKING blah…

    …if even ONE of the REAL architects of that cluster-fucking conflagration does any serious time, i’ll eat the fucking tires off my single speed…

    …it’s so fucking frustrating listening to the accusations & revelations that expose but never lead to an “honest” response…these are criminal acts so when do we get down to the nitty fucking gritty ???…

    …the quote, unquote “most powerful nation in the world” has been consistently & irresponsibly lying to it’s citizens…our young people have been dying & the lives of thousands of families have been irreparably damaged…the lives of millions of others have been affected forever…

    …i’m gonna stop now but remember one thing…i’ve only talked about american lives…

    …& not one fucking platitude offered by the white house is a genuine response for the loss of life…how could it be ???…

  6. “I know Chris. And he is harder than you”

    Ive been in one race with him and the only view he had of me was my ass. I’ll roll my single speed mountain bike or fixed gear or any other weapon of choice to the line. Pride or money on the line.
    You and I arent that far apart in age John, maybe two years max. Ive even ridden with you in Flag. I can only imagine this is a time of reflection for you when you realize your arent part of the cutting edge “scene” and instead everyone else doing something you arent suddenly becomes “punk kids”. Its not a bad thing, just evolution of life. Kind of like when you realize the music somehow seemed to be getting louder and the lyrics harder to understand. I only took a shot at you for propping up and validating a stupid ill-informed post. All the shit in the world and you have to attack the local bike scene for material? Stick to the local School board or Federal Government.
    Dont shit where you eat. Its a small world (after all…)

  7. but what you are doing isn’t cutting edge and new, it has actually been around for a very long time. it has just now become trendy. this is such a lame argument but it is one that won’t go away. seeing that you are so concerned with beating everybody and being ultra competitive might be the reason for these types of clashes. seems to me that most people from the pre-hipster generation don’t take themselves as seriously and realize that single speeds in the mountains and track bikes on the street are usually the wrong tool for the job. but now with a new wave of popularity that seems to have been missed. thats my 2 cents and food for thought, or fuel for the fire…its hard to tell. agree to disagree. talk shit like its your job but keep cool. ride fast. say hi to other riders on the street.
    fuck this computer. it is time to ride

  8. “Ive been in one race with him and the only view he had of me was my ass. I’ll roll my single speed mountain bike or fixed gear or any other weapon of choice to the line. Pride or money on the line.”

    And this mentality is what is wrong with cycling overall. I guess that feeling of fun is an afterthought when you the only reply to a debate about how lame fixies are is “pride or money on the line”. Sounds like you don’t have to much pride, and if you’re that accomplished a rider chances are you don’t have that much money.

  9. G~
    Dude, really… Cutting edge scene? What the fuck are you talking about? People are riding bikes, and that’s cool with me – but I don’t give a flying fuck about your scene. I’m not part of it because I’m nowhere near it. In every sense of the word. You guys can pretend you’re bike messengers if you want to. And I’ll pretend I work in a bike shop. And by pretend I mean “go to work tomorrow.”

    Ok, all kidding and trash talking aside – who are you? You’ve met me, I guess I’ve met you. And your name was not “G” when we met… Grant, Greg, Geggy Tah, George, Grover?

  10. ” single speeds in the mountains and track bikes on the street are usually the wrong tool for the job.”

    Guys-

    I think Mr. dirtybiker has a point here. I understand the idea of riding fast, faster than your buddies, even if I’m not all that fast myself. For me, it’s usually a geared bike with a freewheel.

    The fixie kids around here seem to represent fashion and unsafe riding… blowing through intersections without a helmet. (No brakes, I guess.)

    Mr. G, Gay-ry, Gaylon, Gaylord, Gabriel, Gaper, whatever, keep yer organ donor card up to date, ‘k? (NOTE: ATTEMPTED HUMOR.)

    Mikey

  11. Chris was lighting fire works off next to a poilice substation. Not the best place for a race, even worse place to be light fire works. When people asked him to stop for his own sake, he got a little butt hurt and took a simple request way out of line. This Chris looked a little soft, his belly swolen with bad ideas and beer.

  12. hey chris.
    your assumptions are wrong. i didn’t “hand over” my manifest. it was forcibly removed from me along with my bag and bike. as to how i “got caught”, it was 6 security guards to my 1 and i was assaulted. it wasn’t exactly a fair fight. we were wrongfully attacked and just because i was a few seconds behind i had to endure security and police brutality. all of my bullshit charges were dropped.
    you shouldn’t talk shit if you don’t know shit. congrads on spreading crap about people you don’t know. you are a dark cloud of negativity and nothing good can come of it. way to stick up for your fellow cyclist.
    that “chick”.

  13. i actually do know you.
    Talking shit is what i do.
    congratulations on getting your charges dropped, that is actually really cool. no need to get fucked by the man for riding your bike.
    i rekon my problem is more with writing down your names, signing waivers for an illegal event and the attitudes of guys like “G” more than anything else. I was just venting to my friend in an e-mail about what I heard from somebody that was VERY close to you the night it happened and I guess it was shit disturbing enough for him to post on his web site. Don’t pay me any mind, I’m just some soft slow guy that isn’t cutting edge enough. All you fixster hipsters can go fuck yourselves. It’s about the ride. Go ride.

  14. “Chris was lighting fire works off next to a poilice substation. Not the best place for a race, even worse place to be light fire works. When people asked him to stop for his own sake, he got a little butt hurt and took a simple request way out of line. This Chris looked a little soft, his belly swolen with bad ideas and beer.”

    If you’re gonna swing, then by god swing for the fences. So if an illegal race it is, then plan on some illegal activities to follow along suit. And as long as you have enough beer, you can’t have any bad ideas, just unsuccessful attempts.

  15. seriously, don’t even try to defend yourself. you had a list of people participating in an illegal activity. you’re an idiot.

    i dont know why you got assaulted. maybe they thought you were trying to resist arrest and escape on bicycle. i can’t defend them or you, since i dont know the situation.
    but keeping a list of people’s names? that’s dumb.

    we didn’t do that in san francisco. we don’t do that in new york.

  16. For the last time, I DID NOT HAVE A LIST OF THE PARTICIPANTS. The only paper I had was my manifest. This will be my last comment, all of you misinformed asses make me sick.

  17. I lied about that being my last comment. : ) This will be though.

    How can you justify calling me names when you don’t even know what the facts are “Jake”? You even admitted that, so why the judgement and shit talk? Do you think all the random riders, like myself, that showed up to that alleycat where riding around with lists of everyone elses names in their bags? That doesn’t even make sense. The police never got this “participant list” your talking about, I don’t know why you seem to think that. If they did get one don’t you think it would have been from the person who had it/signed peps up? (didn’t happen) What makes you think any of us signed our real names for an illegal race anyway? Your logic is off due to negativity.

    The reason I got upset with the bullshit name calling is because I’d like to think that us cyclists’ form a community that supports one another. I’ve received alot of support from the people I’ve had the pleasure to meet and ride with and I greatly appreciate it. All I’ve read on this blog so far is a bunch of negative misinformed drama and ego trippin. It’s over for me. I refuse to project anything but “benefit of the doubt” and positivity to my fellow cylists. Fighting each other with words of hate and misconception is a waste of time. It’s not worth it and it’s extremely lame. Don’t let your ego eat your heart. Peace Out

    Chris,
    I don’t recall knowing you, but I appreciate you letting me know what’s up. Your point on how the race was set up is dually noted. I’m sure after all this, the guys who set up the race will re-think the format next time. Live and learn right? See you on the road! : )