Malkin stretches, Dunkin’ folds like a lawn chair

As if you already didn’t know Michelle Malkin was looney tunes. Ever heard of the “jihad scarf controversy”? Yeah, me neither. Turns out the scarf a friend of my father brought me back from his visit the Middle East when I was in high school was a really insulting gift and not the cool thing I thought it was.

I was so young and naive. From Malkin’s piece:

I’ve been a fan of Dunkin’ Donuts for years. Their Munchkins are heaven. Their coffee is better and cheaper than Starbucks. And the company’s management has taken a brave and lonely stand in support of immigration enforcement — refusing to hire illegal aliens and blowing the whistle on applicants with bogus Social Security numbers.

So it was with some dismay that I learned last week that Dunkin’ Donuts spokeswoman Rachael Ray, the ubiquitous TV hostess, posed for one of the company’s ads in what appeared to be a black-and-white keffiyeh.

I’ll reserve comment on comparisons between Dunkin’ Donuts coffee and that found at Starbucks. You shouldn’t buy/drink either if you can avoid it. And by “avoid” I mean “not prisoner in some fucking airport and all there fucking is here is Starbucks” avoid.

As for their “brave and lonely stand support of immigration enforcement”, isn’t that sort of think enforced by law these days? Oh yeah, I forgot Michelle likes to swing for the fence with this shit. She’s 100% water carrier, that one. We’re supposed to be surprised that a company of that size would like to avoid the legal implications (not to mention political embarrassment) of knowing hiring illegals? Oh, they’re fucking saints over there at the corporate headquarters.

Of course, all this begs the question does Dunkin’ Donuts really think its customers could mistake Rachael Ray for a terrorist sympathizer?

The answer, apparently, is yes.

Here is a screen shot of the advertisement in question.

Here comes the looney:

The keffiyeh, for the clueless, is the traditional scarf of Arab men that has come to symbolize murderous Palestinian jihad. Popularized by Yasser Arafat and a regular adornment of Muslim terrorists appearing in beheading and hostage-taking videos, the apparel has been mainstreamed by both ignorant (and not so ignorant) fashion designers, celebrities and left-wing icons.

Anything scarfy that is whiteish with any type of dark pattern printed no it, worn in any fashion about the head, neck or shoulders is supporting terrorism. Yeah. A bit of a stretch.

Sorta like saying I can’t wear blue or red because of the crips and bloods. And all sports related clothing is out too, because some guy wore a Chicago Bulls hat when he committed a violent crime.

I guess facial hair, wrist watches and brown wool jackets in a military cut are out too? Good thing I took the time to shave this morning. Fuck.

I love how she works in this one:

The scarves are staples at anti-Israel rallies in San Francisco and Berkeley.

Of course she has to mention San Francisco and Berkeley in a manner that suggests they are not even part of Greater America. At least she’s got it together enough to recognize her target audience.

From the Boston.com article I linked previously:

For her part, Malkin was pleased with Dunkin’s response: ‘‘It’s refreshing to see an American company show sensitivity to the concerns of Americans opposed to Islamic jihad and its apologists.’’

Thanks for that, Michelle. You’re a fucking Patriot.

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About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

23 thoughts on “Malkin stretches, Dunkin’ folds like a lawn chair

  1. FUCK YEAH JONNY! Someone needed to say it, and you said it much better than I could have.

  2. Didn’t it ever occur to these people that US and British troops also wear that damn scarf while they’re in iraq to deal with the desert heat and sand?

  3. …michelle malkin is an idiot (picking on that cute little rachel ray) & evgeni malkin of the pittsburgh penguins fergot how to play hockey tonite & as a result the wings are now up 3-1 in the finals…

  4. rachel ray *is* a terrorist.
    alton brown is a food jehadist.

    Great IED’s in thirty minutes, of course.

  5. Hey! Dunkin Donuts…if we change our way of lives (or fashion) the TERRORISTS HAVE WON!. Thanks for handing them another little victory.

  6. I saw a pic of McCains daughter wearing one… Why isn’t there a stink about THAT? He’s running for fucking PRESIDENT. Dunkin Donuts is just trying to sell some coffee and sugar.

    The US has gone completely over the edge.

    Besides when you can buy this or even get one in gay-assed colors for your emo friends… then it sorta loses its evilness. I mean really…

    How about Kanye West shouldn’t we bad his music (not only does it suck, but he’s a whiny bitch as well… but that’s for another post.)

    Dont forget about Wu Tang and the Method Man

    I swear I can do this all fucking day, but it’s biergarten weather, so I’m out.

  7. that ray ray is one hot little munchkin.

    I swear she could eat a pile of shit and still say “mmmmmmm, mmmm, mmmm”

  8. What kind of home did this Malkin freak grow up in to come to this? It is not liberal to think this is bad reporting, it is wise.

    And who doesn’t like a good old fashioned dirty Jew girl? I’m not sure and don’t care what Rachael’s religion is, but she kinda reminds me of a dirty Jew girl and I think that’s part of what makes her so likable.

    How many women have scarfs and stuff that look like this? Millions. Malkin and her ilk have no regard for ethics and therefor have little regard for humanity. What a waste.

  9. These scarves are over in the U.K too. They help identify either people who think they used to be in the SAS or posh kids who’ve been off travelling for a few months on Daddys’ money, really got a feel the lavly lavly people and places and are just temping for a while until they can get a proper high paying job in the City.

  10. bgw,
    when I cruised this headline, I thought “fuck, DC’s taking swipes at Evgeni too”. LOL

  11. That building in the background, the one with the golden fallus, is the state capital of Oregon, a state of a bunch of liberal terrorist simpathizers of there ever was one. And food snobs too. They love their RR up here. Oh yeah, and those are Cherry Blossoms, I’m sure they represent Rachel’s lost innocence. Yeah right.

  12. Crap. No what am I going to keep warm with here in the MT winters. Seeing how scarfs are out. Black and white is the new pink which is the new black. Guess I gotta get a neon green turtle fur neck gaiter. I need coffee and beer too.

  13. There’s a fundamental problem with a society in which retards like Michelle Malkin and Ann Coulter can make a better-than-average living just being their stupid fucking selves.

  14. Charlie, seriously? Fallus? Simpathizers? If you’re going to start name calling, it helps to not be retarded.

  15. …mxracer652…i saw malkin & dunkin’ in the same headline & i thought “whoa, cool…big jonny’s not caring about the flyers & 76ers & we’re gonna get nhl & nba finals highlites”

    …& john, i agree…that’s the dichotomy of the freedom we enjoy in our society…every public idiot has a horde of red or blue lemmings willing to run over the cliff thinking they’re following something worthwhile but the idiot generally lives on in luxury…

  16. I’m surprised that Malkin didn’t demand that Ray wear a god damned flag lapel pin. Fascism is alive and well here in Uhmuricka.

  17. People like Malkin and Coulter and the Fox network have me baffled AND pissed. I can’t tell whether they believe the shit they spew, or if they’re just having fun whipping people up into a froth. Either way, I wish they’d shut the hell up. Sure, they’re allowed to say whatever they want in this land of freedom, and I’m okay with that, but jesus people…if you’re flap your lips, say something that is constructive, something that helps, not something that hinders.

  18. I couldn’t give two squirts of piss about either Rachel Ray or Michelle Malkin. The most I know about Ms. Ray’s tv show is that it films near my apartment, and more often than not, I have to wade past hordes of fat assed bitches and land mammals queuing up to bask in her 15 minutes.

    As for Dunkin Donuts or Starbucks, how fucking desperate are you for a meager dose of caffeine so that we need so goddamned many coffee shops? But while Starbucks makes a big stink about some of their espresso being fair trade, Dunkin Donuts draws NO attention to the fact that ALL their coffee is fair trade.

    Michelle Malkin is just another angry, ill-informed cunt with broadband. Just because you’re a collumnist does not make you a journalist or intelligent. I guess there’s no possibility that Rachel Ray may have received her scarf as a gift from a friend or was wearing it for other reasons than Michelle Malkin states right? After all, Ms. Malkin is a worldly arbiter of fashion and marketing trends, as well as having reported fairly WITHOUT BIAS, right?

    By her own argument of perception equals reality (whether intended or not), Ms. Malkin looks like a whore, so she must be able to do that ping pong ball trick.

  19. I would like to grudge fuck Michelle Malkin. Really, like impale her cake hole with my stick.

    Then leave her in SE Portland for the hippies to feast on.