Happy Friday

Another day, another dollar. Another week, another five bucks.

Can’t say I’m sorry to see it gone. At least I’ve been riding my bike to work. Nothing beyond that, mind you, but to work and back each day. And that is quite nice.

And, as an upside, I’m back down to 210 lbs. Yeah, jonny is one big ass mother fucker. When you’re 6′ 5″, you can hide two hundred pounds. Somewhere.

From: Corey the Courier
Subject: Biking in NYC vide
Some Dutch dude stopped by our bike polo games taking photos and asking a few questions. Of course I embellisted a little…
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Corey the Courier
Philly Phorever

Gotta love Dutch guys. Wait, what? Nothing… Good looking out Corey. Way to represent with that drunkcyclist sticker on your helmet.

From: Fro
Subject: I’m not sure who this woman is…


…but she claims she knows you.

Fuck you too, Fro!

Yo, lemme get this straight – I’m bringing the mighty mighty. Now this woman “knows” me.

I think she’s talking about the size of my ass…

Whatever.

The artist who did this piece “knows” me.

Hey, wait… that’s totally gay. Oh, never mind. I’m lying out my ass. It’s true, I’ve got a tiny penis. It is my greatest shame.

I’ll leave you with this one. Always makes me laugh when I hear it, and I have no idea why. But sometimes that’s enough.

Andrea Doria – Bucci Bag

Whatever you can say about that song & video, at least it’s a Friday.

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About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

17 thoughts on “Happy Friday

  1. Small penis’ aren’t that bad as long as you know how to use it well.

    Happy Friday – NOT. I have a 12 hour shift tomorrow.

  2. I’m lying out my ass. It’s true, I’ve got a tiny penis. It is my greatest shame.

    Ya know… generally the only guys who say those words… are pretty confident knowing they’re solidly in the 99% range…

    ;)

    But the who knows… all the internet public has seen of Big Jonny is a bloody nutsack. Certainly not enough to just the size of his Johnson…

  3. That last pic would be totally gay if there was a big jar of a$$glide sitting there too. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, that is…

  4. i’d be a happy man knowing she got close enough to it to see it, and even took the time to get an accurate measurement at that…

  5. Happy friday MF’er.
    3day weekend for me.
    Trip to a buddy’s farm to ride private trails, drink and get stupid.
    Wife’s in new Orleans ’til Monday night.

    She’ll be the hot blonde slammin’ hurricanes. Careful, she’ll kick your ass.

    Just thought I would rub it in.

  6. There’s no way Corey is 25.

    Also, yeah… tall guys can pack on the pounds. I’m at 240 and 6’6″. My brother who’s an inch taller is still under the 200 mark though.

  7. Fro, et al–

    Dude, that’s Maria Sharipova. She means, “This close.” I’d pay $50 just to lick the backs of her knees.

    Mikey

  8. 6’5″ 210# doesn’t make you “Big Johnny”. It makes you “Beanpole Johnny”, bro. :-) That’s pretty damned skinny. Like Manute Bol skinny, even…

  9. Mike is right. I’m 6’4″, and if I’m kickin’ ass and takin’ names, It’s at around 220. At 250 I took 23rd out of 110 or so in a triathlon, nothing to brag about, but a better time than 2 in the top 10 in that race. I used to sport climb at 240 pounds. 290 is fat. Which is the fuckin’ load my surly will be groaning under as my FAT ass rides in the AMBBR this weekend at Tahoe. Just ride you beanpole fuck.

  10. “…& mikey means after the match but before the shower…”

    He’d just be throwing his money away otherwise.

  11. That fist is a tribute to Joe Louis, former heavyweight champ (when that still mattered), from the city of Detroit, Louis’ hometown. Look it up.

    I’d pay $100 to lick her someplace else… ;)

  12. Um…. about the five bucks…well..meet Uncle Sam. Welcome to $3.75. Sorry.