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“Cuts, scrapes, bruises… all in a day’s riding. Then it’s off for some good german beer in a local biergarten.” Munich, Germany

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  1. “i think i can see my ma from here…HEY MA…GIT OFF THE DANG ROOF.” – Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel

  2. “I’m not normally a religious man, but if you’re up there, save me, Superman!” Homer Simpson

  3. and after I was sucked up into the saucer, both me and my bike were anal probed.

  4. Paparazzi catch a quick pic of the winner of the “Drunk Cyclist 1st annual : WHO GETS TO DATE MY DAUGHTERS!” contest! Name to be released soon.

  5. Here is a picture of the late amateur scientist Filmore Gravis testing out his two wheeled anti-gravity machine. Here he is shown holding on to his machine during recent experimentations. He was quoted recently saying “my biggest fear is all these powerlines in my test area, she is not very controllable in the prototype stage”. Memorial services will be held Friday.

  6. BIKE-TO-WORK WEEK: When you work on the ground floor of your high-rise apartment building.

  7. Note to Tourists; a cyclist hung across a phone line means that a drunk cyclist did a drug deal there.