The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure.
Flagstaff, Arizona, USA
it was not jonny,
but the legend’s dark shadow.
bourbon weeps, bud laughs.
whoops. i fucked up, dewdz.
snakehawk can’t read well at all.
time to hit the sauce.
Drinking cheap-oh beer
Thinking of all the goodness Bacon-vodka, soon.
fuck me…goddamnit
can’t do a decent haiku
it seems i can’t code.
DC has jumped the shark. Remember when it was Booze, Bikes and Porn? Now it’s just poetry and pretty outdoor pictures to caption. Bring back some titties.
it was not jonny,
but the legend’s dark shadow.
bourbon weeps, bud laughs.
whoops. i fucked up, dewdz.
snakehawk can’t read well at all.
time to hit the sauce.
Drinking cheap-oh beer
Thinking of all the goodness
Bacon-vodka, soon.
fuck me…goddamnit
can’t do a decent haiku
it seems i can’t code.
DC has jumped the shark. Remember when it was Booze, Bikes and Porn? Now it’s just poetry and pretty outdoor pictures to caption. Bring back some titties.
May I suggest you try drunkcyclistporn.com?
Yeeeeehaaaaa! I’ve been drinkin’ beer and wrenchin’ on the fleet all day. Nice poem.
…gosh, cody…you just went to the warm love-y “group hug section” of dc…look beyond the fringe…or should i say ‘fridge’ ???…
we DC readers
booze titties and bicycles
it’s a perfect fit
Mm, bacon vodka
Nom nom nom, swill chug gargle, nom
Mm mm mm mm yes
Mikey
we all have weak friends
its our job to learn them right
or they gotta pay….
can not win Classics
sucking wheel is not a crime
ask george hincape