A long time ago, our point of view
Was broadcast by Mr. Bartholomew
And now the world is full of sorrow and pain
And it’s time for us to speak up again
You’re slack and sorry
Such an arrogant brood
The only purpose you serve is to bring us our food
We sit here staring at your pomp and pout
Outside the bars we use for keeping you out
You’ve taken everything that you wanted
Broke it up and plundered it and hunted
Ever since we said it
You went and took the credit
It’s been headed this way since the world began
When a vicious creature took the jump from Monkey to Man
Monkey to Man
Every time man struggles and fails
He makes up some kind of fairytales
After all of the misery that he has caused
He denies he’s descended from the dinosaurs
Points up to heaven with cathedral spires
All the time indulging in his base desires
Ever since we said it
He went and took the credit
It’s been headed this way since the world began
When a vicious creature took the jump from Monkey to Man
Monkey to Man
Big and useless as he has become
With his crying statues and his flying bomb
Goes ’round acting like the chosen one
Excuse us if we treat him like our idiot cousin
He hangs up flowers and bells and rhymes
Hoping to hell someone’s forgiven his crimes
Fills up the air with his pride and praise
He’s a big disgrace to our beastly ways
In the fashionable nightclubs and finer precincts
Man uses words to dress up his vile instincts
Ever since we said it
He went and took the credit
It’s been headed this way since the world began
When a vicious creature took the jump from Monkey to Man
April 30th, 2008 at 5:46 pm
Muah!
April 30th, 2008 at 6:02 pm
monkey looks hungry..lol anyone see homer simpson? haha
April 30th, 2008 at 6:03 pm
Anyone been reading this?
http://yehudamoon.com/
April 30th, 2008 at 7:14 pm
Yehudamoon. I’ve never seen those before, cool stuff, thanks for the word.
May 1st, 2008 at 1:37 am
That monkey can have my banana any time it wants.
May 1st, 2008 at 3:53 am
Joe, I’d have to say that looks more like Wanderlei Silva.
“Laugh while you can, monkey-boy!”
May 1st, 2008 at 6:03 am
everybody’s got something to hide,
‘cept for me and my monkey.
May 1st, 2008 at 7:57 pm
and to think this sick bitch married my mom’s sister.
hahahahaha
May 1st, 2008 at 8:58 pm
That’s the best fuckin’ tat I’ve ever seen!
May 2nd, 2008 at 3:30 am
Truer words were never spoke, Doug J. It is indeed a “fuckin’ tat.”
May 3rd, 2008 at 11:54 am
A long time ago, our point of view
Was broadcast by Mr. Bartholomew
And now the world is full of sorrow and pain
And it’s time for us to speak up again
You’re slack and sorry
Such an arrogant brood
The only purpose you serve is to bring us our food
We sit here staring at your pomp and pout
Outside the bars we use for keeping you out
You’ve taken everything that you wanted
Broke it up and plundered it and hunted
Ever since we said it
You went and took the credit
It’s been headed this way since the world began
When a vicious creature took the jump from Monkey to Man
Monkey to Man
Every time man struggles and fails
He makes up some kind of fairytales
After all of the misery that he has caused
He denies he’s descended from the dinosaurs
Points up to heaven with cathedral spires
All the time indulging in his base desires
Ever since we said it
He went and took the credit
It’s been headed this way since the world began
When a vicious creature took the jump from Monkey to Man
Monkey to Man
Big and useless as he has become
With his crying statues and his flying bomb
Goes ’round acting like the chosen one
Excuse us if we treat him like our idiot cousin
He hangs up flowers and bells and rhymes
Hoping to hell someone’s forgiven his crimes
Fills up the air with his pride and praise
He’s a big disgrace to our beastly ways
In the fashionable nightclubs and finer precincts
Man uses words to dress up his vile instincts
Ever since we said it
He went and took the credit
It’s been headed this way since the world began
When a vicious creature took the jump from Monkey to Man
May 3rd, 2008 at 5:49 pm
“It’s not my damn planet, Monkey Boy!”