About big jonny
The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure.
Flagstaff, Arizona, USA
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I’m not bitter, I have a cache of weapons over there…
Me either, my church is just beyond that ridge.
Over there… If you can ride with me that far, you can take me with your purple strap-on.
OK… wait… We just CAME from over there… !
>snickers…<
I lost my virginity to my wife right over there.
Hey I lost my viriginity to your wife just down the trail right over there.
Pull my finger.
No,pull mine first.
to the east, to meet the tsar!
Hey, you see that? What the hell is that?
What the heelll is that?
Shit, here it comes again!
What the hell is that?
I have never been lost, but I will admit to being confused for several weeks
Well thats a stupid place to hang a piano…
GODZILRAH! GODZILRAH!
Hey dumbass, point the camera over there! Not at us, at the UFO! Dumbass!
Bob and Sally amuse themselves with a booger flicking contest before they sit down to lunch.
I think Big Jonny’s fat ass is over there.
Over there?
Well, he sure as hell isn’t in front of us, lazy bastard.
Are we going to wait for him.
Sure, how about a gnap?
Do the Hustle!!
night fever night fever!
Look! Up in the sky!!
It’s a Bird!
It’s a plane!
right over there is where they filmed 2 girls 1 cup.
“I know where we are going… We’re going uphill!”
“I thought we were going up that hill.”
“I have my still set up over there”.
“There’s where I buried my last boyfriend”
OK, who pulled the biggest booger?
(no gloves)
Look a bear!
Oh fuck.
‘We should go that way…’
‘This guy is a dumbass…’
…ok, ok, just shoot the fucking picture but i still think this sucks for a big jonny ‘caption this’ photo !!!…
Look dear, if you squint, you can just see Tom Boonens balls from here.
“just fifteen minutes-” nom nom nom
“check it out… you can still smell it at arm’s length…”
Ha, those are the hairiest forearms ever! And a ginger to boot! If I were a chick I would point and laugh too.
ummmmmmm over ther ummmmmmmm 420.
I’m 100%, almost positive the car is parked over there. I think?
“De plane. De plane.”
(Doesn’t the dude look like Lemond?)
holy shit its sasquach!
….oh goddamnit it’s fucking tinker.
Last fucking chance short bus. If we don’t find civilization over that hill, I’m gonna shoot your balls off.
this study shows that men get lost and seek help at about the same rate as women
It looks as if she’s mimicing him and laughing at his flacid camelbak.
It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions only because guys drive 80% of the time
Doh! A deer! A female deer!
Alltogether now,
“I’m a little teapot”
I have a feeling they are discussing this
bikesgonewild wins.
How ’bout over there?
Na, let’s do it over there, where Jonny can’t see us.
“Hey Look! There go the next 8 months of snakehawk’s salary!!! That dumbass shoulda had more taxes withheld!”
I found it!
and now my finger stinks
“Then, when we get up to the trail, we turn left at that tree right there.”
“Which one? That one?”
“No, no, no. THAT one.”
“Oh, THAT one?”
“No! That one! Right THERE!”
“That one? To the left of the rock?”
“NO, goddammit! THAT one. There. Right fuckin’ there!”
etc.
we went left because we couldn’t go right honey
“Thats where the taliban are..”
“No honey…they are in that cave over there…”
Did you see the size of that chicken?
Wow! Do you see those idiots I am pointing at?
That giant ‘Caption This’ is way easier than actually posting stuff.
I thought you said that was that the last climb outta here??….
No it is that one…i think…Duuude, you knew that I am a stoner
When Jesus comes we’ll feel stupid for not having cut down all of those trees and sold them to China.
Werewolf!
There wolf.
With the correct dossage , psycodelic tracers are visible…..
“Quit copying me”
“Quit copying me”
ET PHONE HOME!
Specialized helmets look lame from the front and the side