Tom Boonen takes Roubaix, North American television coverage nonexistent.

Tom Boonen took Paris-Roubaix this morning in a three up sprint, with Fabian Cancellara Alessandro Ballan rounding out the rest of the podium spots. Boom Boom is the man.

Perennial American hopefully Gorgeous George Hincapie had another top ten finish, taking the group sprint for ninth nearly six minutes back.

You can read all about it at cyclingnews.com and velonews.com.

North American “fuck you fans” tape delay now calibrated at 300 hours. Yes, I’ll get to actually see this one play out two weeks from today on April 20th. (update: Yes, it is only one week. Thanks for pointing that one out.)

I’ve simply got to invest in cycling.tv in the future. This is killing me.

41 Responses to “Tom Boonen takes Roubaix, North American television coverage nonexistent.”

  1. Bill Basso Says:

    Still, it’s better than years ago when you’d have to wait even longer for the results in Velonews.

  2. steve mccoll Says:

    Through the magic of the interweb i was able to watch Danish TV full live broadcast as a stream using link from here

    http://www3.myp2p.eu/broadcast.php?matchid=9897&part=sports

    even the Eurosport coverage in the UK was editted and on a delay

  3. Bush43 Says:

    Thanks for letting us know Steve, you fucker!

  4. Big Maggie Says:

    cycling.tv came through again with awesome live coverage… after waiting to login for 15 minutes. Nothing like having 4 guys sitting around at 4:30am PST staring at a white screen in anticipation but thankfully worth it in the end!

  5. gutpile Says:

    Fuck versus, and fuck cycling.tv. i have tried to watch the 2006 and 2007 giro as well as the 2006 vuelta and none worked worth a shit. too much traffic they said.

  6. Evil_Bumpkin Says:

    I’ve resigned myself to the crappy text scroll from Velonews or Cyclingnews. I’m too cheap to spend cash on Cycling.TV or cable tv.

    I hope something like they had for the Tour of California happens with other races. That was awesome live and free video coverage thanks to Adobe!!

  7. John Says:

    Unfortunately cycling has done such a great job of marginalizing itself that the ROI for better coverage isn’t likely to be there for the foreseeable future.

  8. ubdub Says:

    alt.binaries.multimedia.sports

    all you base belong to us

    you’re welcome beeches

  9. the pineapple Says:

    what does that even mean?

  10. BigGuyBikin Says:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_your_base_are_belong_to_us

    Wikipedia is your friend.

  11. KG Says:

    interent noobs don’t know about newsgroups.

    I had my dvr set to record, I didn’t fucking noticed the airing was weeks away. There was no way I could make it through my daily net blogs without finding out so I broke down and read the results this morning.

    On the other hand, I did see this year’s Little 500 on HDNet yesteday. Well, at least the first 150 of 200 laps.

  12. John The Lawyer Says:

    I stopped into a new bike/coffe shop that had cycling.tv playing. Saw Cadel, Stijn, Fabian, and Tornado Tom go at it. Delivered a season-best ride afterwards from all the adrenelin. Cycling.tv just got another viewer.

    Vs.–I love you. Two weeks ago.

  13. Joe Says:

    sucks totally, but i did look at it at cyclingnews.com, man Boonen
    shot the the of the track and droped down. thats the ticket!!

    I watched the text reports, and was on the edge of me fuckin seat.
    dudes, the ITA dude has a driveway made of cobbles from that area
    thats pure. fuck!!!! hincapie caught in a tangle. dude hang in you
    will get a classic :) i have faith in you man.

    outie!

    Joe toe clips.

  14. Flahute Says:

    Last time I checked, April 20th is this next Sunday … i.e. ONE week from today; not two.

    Still sucks that it wasn’t on Vs. though.

    I watched it for free on cycling.tv this morning … dunno how I got past the subscription requirement, but there it was.

  15. Joe Says:

    fla it was free man, dude i forgot the link. i know it was a free
    steam. whats with the USA not air’n our sport? come on people.

  16. Humpty Says:

    I got a free stream this am…good shit O’grady is the shit.Hincapie should hang it up on Roubaix, can’t get a break. and FYI there weren’t no Cadel in Roubaix buddeh…

    Big Johnny, Gotta bring back the Tom Poonen pic….classic.

  17. Bush43 Says:

    we need more flat races in the big-time for the big men, and pave is the fucking best!

    There is nothing like the big men going full throttle on the flat. It’s fucking smash-mouth.

  18. Mark Says:

    Like it’s been already said, it’s a week away. Not two.

    And cycling.tv sucks. It’s possibly the slowest site on the ‘ole intertubes.

    Hooray for Tom!

  19. dentext Says:

    huhuh
    april
    heheh
    20th
    heh
    not on any calender.
    heh heh
    april 20th is when you feel like it.
    heh

  20. ubdub Says:

    http://www.cyclingfans.com

    all free feed info…check out the googles on the internets next times noobs

  21. Joe Says:

    lol noobs. thanks mate, thats the link. i just had too many brew hahas yesterday!

    apr
    20th
    mark
    it
    :)

  22. Laker Girl Says:

    If it was or is going to be on VS, count on the docudrama on Levi’s life and anyone else riding a Trek or Specialized.

    they cover cycling like Jim Nance covered the Olympcis…more sensational life story than sport…if you are going to give us the drama give us ‘He was born a poor child of color with out a father in a world not typical to a cyclist…he had a paper route is the streets run by gang lords and pimps…he was teased for wearing tights and shaving his legs, the a courier then one day he dropped the local coffee crew cats on his single speed when he venture into the white part of town…..today on the cobbles he gets his strength from the memory out sprinting a 9MM…’ Give that one to Troutwig so he slips with the N bomb so they can fire his ass

  23. vincevega Says:

    Hincape will never win a classic because you have to attack to win a classic

  24. Lance Armstrong Says:

    Agreed and why Cadel will never win the TDF…

  25. ubdub Says:

    Hincapie had the fucking chance of a lifetime to follow devolder in flaunders but as usual he looked around for “someone else” to chase. He was right on devolders fucking wheel when he attacked. What a fucking moron, he just let him ride to victory. Not surprising, hincapie’s a good bike racer but will never be a “great” one. Too afraid.

  26. Joe Says:

    wait!! please dont dis hincapie man.. unless u put yourself in someones shoes, im going out on a limb here but i have watched him
    race before in SF and he really tries, BUT we all know LUCK is a huge fucking factor in cycle racing. HUGE!! flame me if u will

    have u ever been in race with a number on your back? meaning
    marked? maybe if some dudes worked togther in races and not
    always throw in a towel when your off.. i know from one of my
    and I did say MY races learned this. oh wait work togther shit
    by bad we are always one up’n eachother.. LOL

    top 10 is super great stop the hate!
    Joe

  27. big ring Says:

    Tom Boonen, Tom Sch-moonen.
    I took 89th out of 109 riders at the OBC (that’s the Ottawa Bicycle Club for all you not keeping up on the going-ons in the bicycle world) Paris Roubaix race this weekend. And I did it on my mtn bike. Cyclocross, schmike-locross. Showed those skinny, hairless roadies a thing or two about riding on dirt.
    Whoot!

  28. bert olio Says:

    One more reason why Australia is better than the US. We even get Giro highlights daily this year.

    It was a sweet Roubaix. My ten year old niece was falling asleep and waking up evry 15 minutes to ask if Pozatto had caught up with the leaders yet.

  29. ubdub Says:

    Ok, I just watched PR. After crashing Hincapie is going ape shit because some no-name won’t pull him up to boonans group. This guy was Matthé Pronk (Cycle Collstrop) who was in the fucking break all day and had no reason to help George at all. George=douche.

    Joe: Luck is where experience meets opportunity

    Hincapie’s got experience but he’s too big a pussy to lay it on the line. He’s actually a dumb shit if you’ve ever heard him speak.

  30. vincevega Says:

    OK I put myself in his shoes for a second and indeed he is a pussy

  31. Tug Boat Says:

    Cycling news does not have one picture of George

    BTW when will George out

  32. Tom Says:

    For the guy defending Hincapie, I don’t think anyone here thinks he’s a bad bike racer, he’s just not the “right” kind of bike racer. As someone else said, he doesn’t attack, he follows. As long as he does this, he won’t win a monument.

    And yes, I’m willing to bet that most, if not all of the folks writing comments on here have raced a bike. Hell, I’ve raced bikes against Hincapie, in a local turd crit, and he STILL didn’t attack. 9th sucks. The only thing that matters is winning. Nobody remembers who got 9th place. Sorry…

  33. skidhuck.com Says:

    WHO CARES !!!!!!!!

  34. CrossMaxx Says:

    Another reason to celebrate 4-20!

  35. shoeyshoemoker Says:

    Tug boat my man, are you say’n Georgie is in the closet?

    thaq is some funny shit there boy

    word

  36. Mario Chippo Says:

    Hincape 5’12 out. can you say smoked?

  37. Joe Says:

    WHO CARES !!!!!!!! thanks man, i would buy you a sixer of whatever
    you like if u were close.

    peace,
    Joe

  38. butthead Says:

    THIS IS NOT A PERSONAL MESSAGE CENTER JOE.

  39. Joe Says:

    HEY BUTTHEAD EAT ME!!!! dude,, tee hee

  40. butthead Says:

    I choke on string

  41. Laker Girl Says:

    Look there’s that singlespeed we passed like 20 min ago

    Single Speeds are gay.

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