About big jonny
The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure.
Flagstaff, Arizona, USA
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Is her bike on fire, Clark?
No, Aunt Bethany, those are the Christmas lights.
Featuring the new Mardi Gras model from Raleigh; (extension cord not included). The girl comes as an add on see your dealer.
You sure that was just Kool-aid?
Lightest. Bike. Ever.
Of course I love you, dear. Now go strike that same pose next to the pool…
Good… good… now take off the dress and leave the socks and belt on.
Yeah… THAT’s the look we are going for.
No baby, of COURSE Im not going to post it ion the intertubes.
why is her head so big?
See darling if I take the photo whilst I’m wanking your legs look thinner than the frame. Cool eh?
I hope this seat vibrates.
Is that Tara?
” come and ride wid me “
BP *LOL*
…yep…bikepunk wins & it hardly started…
Introducing NEW Hammer Nutrition psilicyben energy gel…
…and that was right before I walked in on my parents last Christmas. That is why the bike turned out to be a terrible gift.
these lights make my arms look bigger than my legs!
6 beers: Picture gets blurry.
8 beers: I start to look good.
The Christmas vacation quote takes it IMHO
funny shit that one
HO! HO! HO! time to mount your new saddle on your post
Shimano unveils the 2009 Ultegra gruppo to high praises from cycling’s most elite. (Islander upgrade available).
“maybe thes xmas lights will distract people from my giant head”
I just rode across the desert in my work clothes…