About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

42 thoughts on “Caption This

  1. 1. Lemans start now requires you to put your wheels on.

    2. Hey that is my bike!

    3. Recycling with cycles.

    4. let see sasquatch get over this.

  2. Police in Talahatchapee County declare that the grisley mystery is finally solved. Many have ridden up the hill into the remote forest, but few have ridden back down…..

  3. The future of pick and pull, day and life of “bike culture” LOL
    Hey wallace? whos buyin up all the wheels?

  4. Lance Armstrong and George Bush review prototype fence for use at the Mexican border.

    Due to federal economic shortfalls, chromoly was chosen over carbon.

  5. “Well, I used to just nail them tight little shorts theyz allways wearin’ up on the barn, but this seemed lak a better idea”

  6. ….in order to facilitate faster bike exchanges at this years ‘Cross Nationals, we’ve come up with this clever new idea for barriers…

  7. The worst part about this picture is that it was taken in Jonny’s back yard….I mean who else do you think would build a thing like that…

  8. Some dude asked for a chain-LESS link fence, and, well, this is what I came up with…

  9. Dorel’s latest carbon fiber manufacturing facility gleams with new top-of-the-line Cannondales in the Ethiopian sun.

  10. Michael Jackson’s “Trophy Fence” aroused the suspicion of local law enforcement.

  11. shoulda done a grid of frames welded together up to that height, and buried one frame deep, or is that already installed around the perimeter?