the valley grew dark
suddenly, as big jonny
went back to the fridge.

8 Responses to “Haikuesday”

1. John Says:
   March 26th, 2008 at 12:05 pm

   today is wednesday
   yesterday was haikuesday
   what the fuck? this sucks.

2. Snake Hawk Says:
   March 26th, 2008 at 1:16 pm

   posted it tuesday.
   Big jonny is sensitive
   i apologize.

3. John Says:
   March 26th, 2008 at 1:19 pm

   what’s in Jonny’s fridge
   that seems to be keeping him
   glued to the sofa?

4. bikesgonewild Says:
   March 26th, 2008 at 1:33 pm

   …could be w/ his last beer he mighta wolfed down a few handfuls of those non fat-absorbing potato chips & now he’s dealing w/ “seepage”…you know, seepage, ummm, drip, ah jeez, i’ll leave it at that…

   …sorry, big jonny, just tryin’ ta give ya a sick laugh ta make ya feel mo better…

   …& i couldn’t do haiku form cuz i’m not japanese like all yer friends…

5. Snake Hawk Says:
   March 26th, 2008 at 1:35 pm

   snakehawk is american as an eagle sandwich goddammit.

6. John Says:
   March 26th, 2008 at 1:43 pm

   so anal seepage
   has adhesive properties
   thanks for the answer.

7. bikesgonewild Says:
   March 26th, 2008 at 8:20 pm

   …i apologize snakehawk but it hadda be done…yer response along w/ john’s last haiku had me rolling on the frickin’ floor…

   …came home from a good ride, got cleaned up & fed, read those posts & just kept laughing out loud (no ‘lol’ abbreviations for stuff that funny)…snake gets my personal pulitzer double props for that line…

   …so if big jonny didn’t have a “get mo better laugh” w/ all that stuff, then that fucker just might be dead…jeez, i frickin’ hope not…

8. Tug Boat Says:
   March 29th, 2008 at 7:46 am

   Master wants to ride
   he is old not days of old
   Rock Racing is gay