Ol’ Dirty Bastard

I’ve got little else to share at the moment being sick and all. Big Gay Randy asked me how I’m always sick; I told him I got a kid in day care. Shit happens.

More on that bum later.

Ol’ Dirty Bastard – Brooklyn Zoo


 

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About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

9 thoughts on “Ol’ Dirty Bastard

  1. …sheesh, even the people who “don’t get sick” got sick this year…

    …there are even conspiracy theorists about this round…hey, don’t ask me to spread stories i don’t believe…

    …anyway big jonny, feel mo’ betta, you ol’ dirty bastard…

  2. I’ve been sick for 2 weeks, I just said f-it im riding and hackin
    this shit out in Pouring rain. LOL I never get sick also. But if
    you have kids it happens..

    ODB man RIP ni*!

  3. I feel your pain with kids in day care and getting sick.
    been there, done that.
    Yeah, it sux!!!

  4. I got the flu twice this year, missed about a month of riding. I suspect agents of the secret government wiped lab-developed flu snot on my bar tape as part of the world wide anti cycle commuting conspiracy. Or, could be because I’ve got a kid in daycare, too, which means this was part of the world wide conspiracy to conduct virus experiments on children. My pet conspiracy du jour? Flu shots actually cause more flu than they prevent. My basis for believing this? It just feels right when I say it.

  5. Children (and I love ‘em in a non 25 to life way) in day care/ elementary school at this time of year are just highly virulent two-legged pathogens. They should be segregated from all seemingly healthy adults ASAP until proven plague free. Nothing will knock your “robust immune system” ass flat faster than a sniffling child.

  6. I had it as well…two weeks ago and I’m just starting to feel alright. Knocked me on my ass for like four days. Get well soon.

  7. I look after 70 kids daily after school and I only had a cold for a couple of weeks. I must have some hellacious immunity’s built up, I’m more worried about catchin lice or fuckin pink eye than some airborne pathogen getting me down.

    If some kid did make me sick, I’d probably demand a 3 page apology letter from that little shit!

    Throw in a screwdriver or two a day to get that vitamin C