Hey, okay. This is where it starts for me, my foray into the gang of cruel hustlers. I’ve got my shirt off, bitches. And the A/C is on. Where’s the continuity here? Soon you’ll learn, if you haven’t already, that I possess continuity in ever-waning amounts. Detritus of a boozy past (and future) tend to cloud my raving, and the foggy trumpet call of dawn leads to another chance for me to really show the guys who’s boss. I go “Hey look, there’s the boss.” Simple. More later, I have to wipe.

Hawk.

9 Responses to “Tests are for Nerds. Nerds are hot right now.”

1. Joe Says:
   March 21st, 2008 at 9:21 am

   i poop too much, therefore my nuts stink?!!

2. -dan Says:
   March 21st, 2008 at 9:40 am

   poopies. ahhh. nothing like a morning shit on the clock.

3. Joe Says:
   March 21st, 2008 at 4:56 pm

   joe pick yer nutz up man, dont let them sag.

   Joe

4. John Says:
   March 23rd, 2008 at 11:00 am

   Nerds were hot yesterday. This is today.

5. John Says:
   March 23rd, 2008 at 11:03 am

   Make that two days ago.

6. Joe Says:
   March 24th, 2008 at 6:12 am

   nerds need more tp for their bung-holes!!??

7. Mikey Says:
   March 24th, 2008 at 3:07 pm

   heh heh huhuhuh he said “bung hole.”

8. Mikey Says:
   March 24th, 2008 at 5:37 pm

   You know, I like whiskey. You guys like whiskey? Show of hands… six, seven, eight, everyone.

   I like my whiskey like my women- eighteen years old and mixed with coke.

   Thank you very much, I’ll be here all week. Please remember to tip your bartender.

   Mikey

9. bikesgonewild Says:
   March 24th, 2008 at 7:35 pm

   …thank you, mikey…

   …i used to go w/ ‘i like my liquor straight & my women curvy” which is a chuckle but yer line was a ‘lol’…