About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

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  1. test: axe men’s body spray. New “urchin” pheromone.

    human test subject 1 shows good results, next time spray farther from genitals.

    Human test subject 2 next week will take place at a truck stop in Alabama. Prepare to double bag.

  2. What you don’t see are the microscopic barbs on each individual thorn which make extraction that much more exciting!

  3. …i have no humorous comment but i once paid a woman good money to do this to me…

    …just rememberin’…

  4. Louis Garneau Shorts $109 dollars.
    Sidi Lorica Shoes $229 dollars.
    Shaving you legs before you get a little prick…
    Priceless!

  5. Do you reminder the days of Cactus Cup, well in the swchag bag we gave combs and everybody ask What is this for ??? Removing those cholla Balls!!!!

  6. Unbeknownst to Jon, cactus spines CAN stick in the front side of a bowling ball.