32 Responses to “Caption This”

1. dentext Says:
   March 18th, 2008 at 8:15 am

   Awman, I just knew that chick would leave a rash.

2. Andy Says:
   March 18th, 2008 at 8:24 am

   Don’t mess the cactus

3. okjank Says:
   March 18th, 2008 at 8:37 am

   Man I’m glad I hang to the right.

4. John Says:
   March 18th, 2008 at 9:02 am

   What a bunch of fucking pricks.

5. urbanseeds Says:
   March 18th, 2008 at 9:07 am

   desert dingleberries

6. John Says:
   March 18th, 2008 at 9:08 am

   Bush Love.

7. nik Says:
   March 18th, 2008 at 9:10 am

   I have Kankles….

8. -dan Says:
   March 18th, 2008 at 9:26 am

   test: axe men’s body spray. New “urchin” pheromone.

   human test subject 1 shows good results, next time spray farther from genitals.

   Human test subject 2 next week will take place at a truck stop in Alabama. Prepare to double bag.

9. Seattle Says:
   March 18th, 2008 at 9:33 am

   Welcome to Arizona. Nice tan.

10. Snake Says:
    March 18th, 2008 at 9:35 am

    Arizona Velcro

11. M in SC Says:
    March 18th, 2008 at 9:54 am

    The very definition of “SUCK”

12. bikepunk Says:
    March 18th, 2008 at 10:10 am

    Ow…ow…ow…ow…ow… That one didn’t hurt. Ow… ow… ow…

13. John C Says:
    March 18th, 2008 at 10:23 am

    I *knew* I should have taken a left at Albuquerque…

14. sommerfliesby Says:
    March 18th, 2008 at 11:08 am

    These are the most uncomfortable shorts ever.

15. Art Says:
    March 18th, 2008 at 11:33 am

    Great shortcut

16. Tim Says:
    March 18th, 2008 at 11:34 am

    ‘Teddy Bear’ Cholla – Keeping the single-track narrow in Arizona.

17. Rusty Says:
    March 18th, 2008 at 12:12 pm

    What you don’t see are the microscopic barbs on each individual thorn which make extraction that much more exciting!

18. Heckler Says:
    March 18th, 2008 at 12:23 pm

    Better to have a cholla laden crotch than a prickly pear paddled ass.

19. Skippy Says:
    March 18th, 2008 at 12:51 pm

    Goddammit! Is this on the UCI’s approved list?

20. Timmy Says:
    March 18th, 2008 at 2:07 pm

    Woman Drivers

21. Humpty Says:
    March 18th, 2008 at 2:16 pm

    John wins. can’t touch that

22. jesus christo Says:
    March 18th, 2008 at 2:34 pm

    “Wow, the extent I will go to make people believe I ride a bike still”

23. bikesgonewild Says:
    March 18th, 2008 at 2:51 pm

    …i have no humorous comment but i once paid a woman good money to do this to me…

    …just rememberin’…

24. Loren Says:
    March 18th, 2008 at 4:06 pm

    This is a rider of the new team, Ride Pissed.

25. pops Says:
    March 18th, 2008 at 7:10 pm

    Louis Garneau Shorts $109 dollars.
    Sidi Lorica Shoes $229 dollars.
    Shaving you legs before you get a little prick…
    Priceless!

26. scorekeeper scott Says:
    March 18th, 2008 at 7:29 pm

    Who can spot the out of town guest?

27. Milli Says:
    March 18th, 2008 at 8:00 pm

    Do you reminder the days of Cactus Cup, well in the swchag bag we gave combs and everybody ask What is this for ??? Removing those cholla Balls!!!!

28. Joe Says:
    March 19th, 2008 at 3:41 am

    Hi Honey, I’m Home. ” you prick you’ve been riding haven’t you “

29. Niq Says:
    March 19th, 2008 at 8:42 am

    40 Hands riding the morning after.

30. Snake Hawk Says:
    March 19th, 2008 at 8:55 am

    Unbeknownst to Jon, cactus spines CAN stick in the front side of a bowling ball.

31. Vitof Says:
    March 22nd, 2008 at 8:24 pm

    I wish I would have worn my chaps.

32. Mrdryskull Says:
    March 25th, 2008 at 10:29 am

    Thank God my shorts are full of Goo..