Where is Pineapple?
This one hit my inbox last night when I was, ahem… sleeping. I got it this morning.
From: Pineapple
Subject: hey…
i thought i should let a mass email do the talking for me. tomorrow i am having a hip replacement. i am a little nervous and thought a little action and positive mental attitude would help. so tuesday march 11th at 730 am pacific time get your PMA on and think about riding a bike, or running, or walking, or doing something that involves your hips.
do something fun, and then send positive thinking my way.soon i am going to be partially made of metal, and totally bad-ass
bye for now.
michael
I just hope I can stick magnets to him.
March 11th, 2008 at 8:58 am
Fucking. That’s something you do with yer hips. Im gonna go look at porn.
March 11th, 2008 at 10:29 am
cyborgs are cool. well, if you are into star trek. good luck man, enjoy the meds.
March 11th, 2008 at 11:39 am
Pineapple-
Godspeed, man. I’ve had my ass kicked, or at least strained, by guys with missing kidneys, polio, broken backs, etc. Wouldn’t surprise me to see ya ride me off yer wheel with that chunk of titanium in you.
Mikey
March 11th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
Shoutout to the PMA, boys. I saw Pineapple change the weather once. Just by thinking about it. at least that’s what he said.
fuck it. can’t hurt….[sound of concentrating]….newhips!
March 11th, 2008 at 12:25 pm
…good luck, bud…
March 11th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
Have a SAB with IV sedation, less bld loss, self maintained airway, SA narc for PO pain control
March 12th, 2008 at 9:06 am
Did a brutal spinning session for you last nite, Pine-Appple.
Don’t even know ya, but did it for you anyway.
Peace Brah