Last Saturday I was feeling pretty good. Smug almost. I actually managed to get out and ride almost 50 miles, and since I have been on a steady diet of beer and butter lately, I took the opportunity to do a little self-congratulating. A little.
My fat head lasted until I discovered that one of my riding partners had sneaked out early. And he did 120 miles. On his fixed gear.
Now, I take my newly minted ability to post here quite seriously and thought I would show that respect the way I best know how. With incriminating photos… Because, c’mon… how else is a bum like me going to have a positive effect on the world? — through silly ass posts like this, that’s how.
Drunkcyclist.com … enabling me to humiliate my friend the only way I can. Since I’m too slow..
and so … I give you … the Anonymous Bitch.
March 6th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
mmmm… butter and beer
March 6th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
what is with you and those damn shirts on guys? Hey everyone, he sent me one, AND he wants a picutre. Buddy, I think you are spending too much time making chick shirts and wondering what they look like on dudes. Man, drink more beer.
March 6th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
Strictly corn beer or are you moving up to the Barley malts yet. Ummmmmm Barely malt. Ummm yeast and hops.
March 6th, 2008 at 6:38 pm
too fucking gay for me…
stop whining
March 6th, 2008 at 9:00 pm
Now I need to wash my eyes with lemon juice…
March 7th, 2008 at 1:35 am
at first I thought I knew the dyke in the photo.
then i read it was a dude.
>shivers
March 7th, 2008 at 6:04 am
That was one ugly woman, and I know lots of pre- and post-op TGs.
Opus
March 7th, 2008 at 10:30 pm
AHEM…. -dan???, as in dan hensley? as in the sole promoter of the ride your bike over a bridge in nana’s knickers ride?
As the creator of the shocker, spock-er, glock-er, walk-er, talk-er, and clock-er….. i retain the ability to call shenanigans on your “man challenge”. And do expect a full and sincere apology to the anonomous bitch and his affiliates, accompanied by no less that three photos portraying yourself in your own trans-gender costume brandished with the logo of RideClean LLC.
My sarcasm precedes me
-E
March 7th, 2008 at 10:46 pm
…hey now, keep the playing field level…
…cyclo-CROSS dressing does not count against a man…
…regular cross dressing does, but “not that there’s anything wrong w/ that”…
July 4th, 2008 at 11:50 am
Dan,
That shirt is you!