Last Saturday I was feeling pretty good. Smug almost. I actually managed to get out and ride almost 50 miles, and since I have been on a steady diet of beer and butter lately, I took the opportunity to do a little self-congratulating. A little.
My fat head lasted until I discovered that one of my riding partners had sneaked out early. And he did 120 miles. On his fixed gear.
Now, I take my newly minted ability to post here quite seriously and thought I would show that respect the way I best know how. With incriminating photos… Because, c’mon… how else is a bum like me going to have a positive effect on the world? — through silly ass posts like this, that’s how.
Drunkcyclist.com … enabling me to humiliate my friend the only way I can. Since I’m too slow..
and so … I give you … the Anonymous Bitch.by