About big jonny
The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure.
Flagstaff, Arizona, USA
by 
420×30
I don’t really like beer, I’m just hoping you’ll give me a corndog in my cornhole…
Its always a good idea to keep your PBR right next to your corndogs, but not such a good idea to keep it anywhere close to the Bicardi Razz…I gotta break up with my g/f, this is unacceptable.
Part of a complete breakfast!
Is there a bianchi pista in there somewhere?
Single-speed bike and a one-track mind.
Campagnolo? Is that a type of coffee?
Ahhhhh!!! Damn!!! Snapped yet again by the mousetrap trick.
See, it’s pretty much like “This”
Gee, Sorry Bruno I didn’t know this was your PBR. Now please put down that bat!!!
found me some hipster piss
PBR and 2 corn dogs baby that all we need
“Wow! PBR… Is that anything like real beer?”
Me and my hep A boytoyzz just love us some brewskis! Party on!
are those dogs kosher?
pony time! Don’t forget to grab some 420-30!
After hours of driving through the southeast USA, a homesick Ackhmed finds the closest thing to camel piss.
PBR and corny dogs, we gonna party tonight!
Opus
“douche with shaken beer doesn’t stop pregnancy?”
I hide my Zima in here.
Extreme Juan rides again!!!!!!
Juan discovers that Jonny got there first. Jonny better have a good head start when Juan starts moving.
“…ok…now put the OTHER hand in…now Clap!”
“Something big and delicious to put in my mouth, and it’s all for ME ?!!??”
this is where I keep my stash–nobody ever looks in here.
(note – not valid in Georgia)
I’ve got a Hebrew National, and 16 ounces of love! Who wants some?
“Look, fuckin Balky endorsing PBR”
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Look, fuckin Balky endorsing PBR
http://sportswrap.berecruited.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/balki2.jpg
YAY!!!! I got the prize!!!
Heineken ….fuck that shit, warts on my tongue!
“Maybe if I take all of Jonny’s PBR he won’t turn in a 2 hour lap at the 24.”
A fox in the henhouse.
What I REALLY want is one of those Michelob Ultras. Unfortunately, fashion compels me to choose PBR.
“I keep all my blood bags here. WADA never looks at the PBR!”