About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

22 thoughts on “Caption This

  1. Having something to prove and never letting his palzy hold him back, Steve decided it was time to give those redneck biker’s a talking to. We haven’t seen him since.

  2. “So I says to the bitch.. I ain’t servin no more fries.” That’s when she fired me for no damn reason.

  3. several beers, and Jager bombs later… he is still no closer to explaining his shirt’s intended subliminal ‘shock value correlation’ between the trident and the “shocker”, due to apparent loss of motor skills, and/or bowel control.

  4. between flashing signs and the shirt, this looks like a prescription for getting shot in S. AZ.

    Whats YOUR claim bro?