Winter 2008 Mustache Contest in the books

Yours truly, big jonny, took the top spot in what was considered by all present to be a very tough field. My winnings, all $26 dollars of it, were thrown on the bar and drank in rapid fashion.

Fun was had by all.

I also received a bad ass new t-shirt, size medium. I fit it great. All 210 pounds of me.

Good times

God bless 32 ounce Miller High Life’s.

More images in the dc gallery.

20 Responses to “Winter 2008 Mustache Contest in the books”

  1. Chris Says:

    Hey Magnum were you able to drive your Ferrari to the contest or did Higgins take the keys away because you swiped a bottle of Chateau blah blah blah?

  2. urbanseeds Says:

    look like a bunch of porn stars!

  3. Dirt Monkey Says:

    Too bad you didn’t have that for the pic in BRAIN.

  4. racer Says:

    Dang, Someone beat me to the magnum line.

    Are you going to be at old pueblo?

  5. bikepunk Says:

    Shave your head, or grow a mullet. That is the only direction you can go with that thing you call a haircut. If you had only not cut your hair as well… THEN maybe you would have had a real deal.

    As it stands, you have two things.

    Jack and Shit.

    I await your humble apologies for wasting my brain cells on a half-sober reply to this drivel.

    ps : Is that pun? I can’t remember what he looked like when he was here, but I do remember getting lost in the snow.

  6. Fred Mertz Says:

    You look just like my neighbor Ricky Ricardo.

  7. Napoleon Says:

    You look like my Uncle Rico.

  8. Uncle Pistol Says:

    Is that what they call a mustache in Flag? Holy shit,that’s barely enought to cover the stretchmarks!;-)I guess what I’m sayin’ is if it don’t influence your menu choices it ain’t much in the hair department…

  9. Joe Says:

    dude, FREE will get you more rides..

  10. Marrock Says:

    I haven’t seen anything that cheesy since Smokey and the Bandit was in theaters.

  11. Rusty Sanchez Says:

    Looks like Freddy Mercury came back from the dead…when’s the reunion tour?

  12. bikesgonewild Says:

    …lemme guess…

    …the tall one sells used rv’s off his daddy’s lot…

    …& the other one sells stolen electronics equipment outa the back of his shop…

  13. dan Says:

    holy shit that is funny. you gunna get an old van, paint the windows black and cruise the school zones?

  14. BradQ Says:

    I’ll bet that tickles between the legs.

  15. big ring Says:

    those are some fine, fine mustaches.

    and that has got to be one of the best t-shirts I have ever seen
    cheers!

  16. kark Says:

    Mustaches.. ewww. .it’s even spelled gay.

  17. Roly Says:

    I think we’re all grateful there is neither matching moustache on top of your ball bag Jonny, or photo evidence to prove it.
    That’s quite a bouffant too…..

  18. Og Says:

    Arizona’s first same sex couple is set to wed…

  19. K. Moran Says:

    AAHHH, God, why can’t I stop laughing at this picture.

  20. Swill Says:

    Is that Rick Moranis next to you???

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