Yours truly, big jonny, took the top spot in what was considered by all present to be a very tough field. My winnings, all $26 dollars of it, were thrown on the bar and drank in rapid fashion.
Fun was had by all.
I also received a bad ass new t-shirt, size medium. I fit it great. All 210 pounds of me.

God bless 32 ounce Miller High Life’s.
More images in the dc gallery.
February 9th, 2008 at 2:42 pm
Hey Magnum were you able to drive your Ferrari to the contest or did Higgins take the keys away because you swiped a bottle of Chateau blah blah blah?
February 9th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
look like a bunch of porn stars!
February 9th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Too bad you didn’t have that for the pic in BRAIN.
February 9th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
Dang, Someone beat me to the magnum line.
Are you going to be at old pueblo?
February 9th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
Shave your head, or grow a mullet. That is the only direction you can go with that thing you call a haircut. If you had only not cut your hair as well… THEN maybe you would have had a real deal.
As it stands, you have two things.
Jack and Shit.
I await your humble apologies for wasting my brain cells on a half-sober reply to this drivel.
ps : Is that pun? I can’t remember what he looked like when he was here, but I do remember getting lost in the snow.
February 9th, 2008 at 4:56 pm
You look just like my neighbor Ricky Ricardo.
February 9th, 2008 at 6:27 pm
You look like my Uncle Rico.
February 9th, 2008 at 6:48 pm
Is that what they call a mustache in Flag? Holy shit,that’s barely enought to cover the stretchmarks!;-)I guess what I’m sayin’ is if it don’t influence your menu choices it ain’t much in the hair department…
February 9th, 2008 at 7:35 pm
dude, FREE will get you more rides..
February 9th, 2008 at 8:13 pm
I haven’t seen anything that cheesy since Smokey and the Bandit was in theaters.
February 9th, 2008 at 8:33 pm
Looks like Freddy Mercury came back from the dead…when’s the reunion tour?
February 9th, 2008 at 11:45 pm
…lemme guess…
…the tall one sells used rv’s off his daddy’s lot…
…& the other one sells stolen electronics equipment outa the back of his shop…
February 10th, 2008 at 10:23 am
holy shit that is funny. you gunna get an old van, paint the windows black and cruise the school zones?
February 10th, 2008 at 11:17 am
I’ll bet that tickles between the legs.
February 10th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
those are some fine, fine mustaches.
and that has got to be one of the best t-shirts I have ever seen
cheers!
February 11th, 2008 at 7:36 am
Mustaches.. ewww. .it’s even spelled gay.
February 11th, 2008 at 11:38 am
I think we’re all grateful there is neither matching moustache on top of your ball bag Jonny, or photo evidence to prove it.
That’s quite a bouffant too…..
February 11th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
Arizona’s first same sex couple is set to wed…
February 11th, 2008 at 1:48 pm
AAHHH, God, why can’t I stop laughing at this picture.
February 11th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
Is that Rick Moranis next to you???