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A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”
When the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?”
The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game’s over!”
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no commentary on the suns signing shaq?
no shit that was the first thing I looked for. how in the fuck is fat boy going to lose 60 by June
Lakers in 5
He provides an immediate inside presence and post season threat – assuming he’s healthy enough to play. I gotta say the odds are he won’t be.
But, for some reason, the coaching staff and trainers with the Suns think they can pull it off.
It will change the dynamic of the team – no way Shaq can run the court like the Suns like to. He’ll be playing half court while everyone else is playing full court.
There. I said it.