Thursday’s Poem – Camo Cans

Camo Cans

We met at one bar
and then rode to another.

The third stop was my front yard
to shotgun beers.
I bought an 18 pack of Coors Light
in the camouflage can
special
just for the occasion.

Seeing as
the next morning
I came back to seventeen empties
I’d say they were a hit.

Or somehow
at least
the camo
made up
for the fact
that we were
drinking
Coors Light.

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About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

4 thoughts on “Thursday’s Poem – Camo Cans

  1. I guess the camo works as you didn’t mention the 18th empty and I know there wasn’t any leftover.

  2. Been there, done that. I’ve been tricked by the camo myself, lots. I wish they’d pack a little more gunpowder around hunting season – if ya know what I mean. I’ve found that if you alternate in sips of yukon jack the effects are mind boggling. I wish they’d come out with a coors light ICE and package it into a monster energy decoy can. ya know – fer werk and such.