Happy Friday Link Dump

File this under “god damned stupid”.

A man trying to pay a fee using $2 bills was arrested, handcuffed and taken to jail after clerks at a Best Buy store questioned the currency’s legitimacy and called police.
Check it: worldnetdaily.com

I guess they hadn’t seen a two dollar bill before? And the cops too?

We are the chopper riding urban dwellers of San Francisco, California. George W is NOT our president, and Arnold is NOT our governor. CRUD builds and rides chopper bicycles . Most of our bikes are trash picked from the sidewalks, saving them from the landfills they were destined for.
Check it: crud.org

These cats appear to be crazy as all hell. And therefore good people.

Brain freeze happens. …about 863 cyclists forgot their bikes on Metro bus bike racks last year. In fact, so many bikes have been forgotten the last couple of years that Metro’s lost and found can’t house all of them. So they’re stored at the Bike Station for at least month before they’re given to charity. Some have ended up in Ghana or shipped to Hurricane Katrina survivors. The record number of bikes left on buses in a day was 26, during Hempfest.
Check it: blogs.king5.com

Should Barack Obama make it to the general election, he’s got his own pseudo-superhero in his corner: “Hollywood” Hulk Hogan.

“If I had to step out, and say who I really believe in — that catches my ear, that makes sense, that really can make a change — I would say Obama,” replied Mr. Hogan, a former pro wrestler/reality TV star, when asked who’d get his vote.

In what has got to be the most bizarre trend this election cycle, Mr. Hogan is now the third action hero to come out in support of a presidential candidate. However, he’s the first to throw his (considerable) weight behind a Democrat.

“Walker, Texas Ranger” Chuck Norris has been on Mike Huckabee’s team for months now, and “Rocky” himself, Sylvester Stallone, just last week said he’s for John McCain.

Hillary, we’re waiting. We think Steven Seagal’s still available.
Check it: thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com

Obama’s bringing the Kung Fu Grip!

Vids:

Chris Berman Goes Crazy

Suzuki Jump flight of the Red Neck

Makes me want to get a shovel and start digging…

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About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

15 thoughts on “Happy Friday Link Dump

  1. I like their quasi-reasoning for arresting the guy: “Commenting on the incident, Baltimore County police spokesman Bill Toohey told the Sun: ‘It’s a sign that we’re all a little nervous in the post-9/11 world.’” Give me a fucking break…

  2. OH shit! A jumping Suzuki. Big J – reminds me of some 1429 S. Roberts Road shit! Except Massie never got that much air in his life. Fuck, that deserves a Golden Trailer Trophy.

  3. The Hulkster is backing Obama. Wow! thank you hollywood for the great insight into democracy, intelligence, and necessary legitimacy of who should run our country. I would personally like to thank all of the leaders (aka actors) for showing me who I should support. we should believe people who act like other people for a living and have bunches of money. Thank you.

    reality-
    who gives a fuck what hollywood thinks, or anyone in tinsle town for that matter. If you are voting for (insert jerk-off here) because of whom your favorite actor, musician, or covergirl endorses, you are a complete idiot and deserve whatever fate awaits you.

    I wonder who Charles Manson would vote for…?

  4. I’m looking at a $500 92 Geo Tracker this weekend. Now I know what to do with it.

  5. Chuckie would vote for McCain. That way if he started his race war finally a white male that could be easily manipulated was in office and would have the backing of the military. Wow did I really just dive into who Chuck would vote for, fuck I need a beer and it is only 8:30

  6. The Chris Berman rant reminds me of the Casey Kasem freak out which Negativeland made the better part of an album out of. (The U-2 album which had to be pulled because they got sued by the band U2 and Warner Bros. Records)

  7. Where do you find this stuff? Did you look at the date of the $2 article, 2005. That is some deep research or an email you have been holding onto for way to long.

  8. Commenting on the incident, Baltimore County police spokesman Bill Toohey told the Sun: “It’s a sign that we’re all a little nervous in the post-9/11 world.”

    You gotta watch out for those terrorists that are trying to pay bills at a Best Buy store with $2 bills masquerading as middle-aged white males. Good god somebody get Homeland Security on the phone, Baltimore County is under attack.

  9. As if the flying Suzuki wasn’t enough; look at the 2nd picture of “Blunderbuss” on the Bikes” page of the CRUD website. The most innovative and craptacular RV I’ve ever seen. That should be the model for the flying Suzuki trophy.

  10. …duh, the old saying is “gay as a three dollar bill”…two dollar bills, perfectly legal tender, dummies & not so gay…jeez, hate to try n’ use susan b anthony dollars in baltimore…

    …right on, crud…seen some a’ these folks when i go to the big city…

    …wear cycling gear & feel like a dork but hey, ya never forget your bicycle…

    …jeez, who would ‘stone cold’ steve austin back ???…could be important…

    …chris berman sounds like ‘he…could…go…all…the…way’…to batshit crazy…

    …suzuki jump just proves you’re never to old to appreciate really dumb stuff…loved it…

  11. How the hell do you spell Videeo? Thet suszike guy is my new he-row for schur. I’m seln all mi biks and getn me one a them.

  12. “look at the 2nd picture of “Blunderbuss” on the Bikes” page of the CRUD website. The most innovative and craptacular RV I’ve ever seen.”

    RV ??

    All I see is that hot babe on the bike.

    Hubba,hubba.

    PS: The older you get, the lower your standards get.

  13. Funny, I live in Baltimore and crack is legally acceptable here, and Best Buy takes trade in on hand guns and if you save up to 100 used hypodermic needles you get a discount on out of box merchandise. No really , I DO live here and it is a cold strange hell. Stay away.

    p.s. baltimore county does have some good Mtn B trails but so does a state like Indiana. Actualy IN has some kick ass trails