Comin’ at ya like a bolt of lightning, Tucson’s local fire cracker:
Gray Wolf Part
Thanks to Missing Saddle for this one.
Tucson’s Gray Wolf
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Comin’ at ya like a bolt of lightning, Tucson’s local fire cracker:
Gray Wolf Part
Thanks to Missing Saddle for this one.
January 25th, 2008 at 9:04 am
wow.
January 25th, 2008 at 9:05 am
firecracker! He’s C4.
12 pounds
$16,300
insane!
January 25th, 2008 at 9:11 am
dude rode with an 8 track player..LOL ( did i hear that right? )
masher thats for sure..
January 25th, 2008 at 9:33 am
He sounded cool at first. Then he sounded crazy. Then around 8:15 he sounded like a toolshed.
January 25th, 2008 at 10:53 am
the mayor of cra-zy town
January 25th, 2008 at 11:21 am
His name is Gary.
January 25th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
cookie belt – $2
stone age walkman – $20
2 gal. milk (one choco one white) – $6.00
space age 12lb. bike – $12,000
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Crazier than a Shithouse Rat = Priceless!
January 25th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
Guys like this make me proud to have been born and raised in Tucson.
January 25th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
Is this The Onion of cycling?
If not, gawd bless guys like that for supporting the high end bike industry.
Where can I get a belt? Do they make ‘em in Carbon Fiber?
mmmmm Donuts.
January 25th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
I may have seen this guy at a grade school with a fishing pole and a pack of skittles on the line casting from behind a bush. Not sure though. He is right about one thing. Who would ever THINK about riding with a pair of wheels that cost less than six grand. Bush league for sure. Bush league; hmmm,coincidence????
January 25th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
news.yahoo.com/…spain_mourners_sued
January 25th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
Don’t have time to listen to the video, but I’m pretty sure this is the dude I’ve seen around town on the all black bike – with one freakin’ brake. I’m sure you don’t need two brakes most of the time, but I gotta think you’d give anything to have those few grams back when you need ‘em.
January 25th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
muck….That is brutal. Damn.
January 25th, 2008 at 6:11 pm
still LOL.. love this dude.
beer time!!
January 25th, 2008 at 6:31 pm
…is whack spelled W-H-A-C-K ???…that’s what i thought…
January 25th, 2008 at 6:58 pm
so he’s runnin’ 56X21, that’s like 71.4 wheel inches, the same as 32X12 (give or take) he could save a few more ounces on steel..
January 25th, 2008 at 7:20 pm
The cornerstone of every great diet: SUGAR!!
Oh, and take the bus if there is a hill along your ride.
January 25th, 2008 at 10:08 pm
As I was contamplating if/how to comment, Gray Wolf mentioned that a saddle ruined his sex life. Uh..um..yeah, that’s how it happened.
Is this guy related to the other “GW”?
January 26th, 2008 at 9:24 am
I’ve been on a group ride when this guy comes up from the other direction, he turns in the road and starts to follow us. When he catches up he begins howling and barking. He rides without a helmet, so my first thought is that he’s stupid, now after further review I see that he’s really just five cans short of a sixer.
January 26th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
Anyone who has ever worked in a bike shop knows these kind of time wasting gram counting dorks. I wish I had a gun under the counter for these types of people (just kidding) but seriously- get a life and get OUT OF THE SHOP!!!
January 26th, 2008 at 5:09 pm
If this guy owned a car it would be a Hummer for sure.
January 26th, 2008 at 5:15 pm
A purple Hummer, with color coordinated hubcaps
January 27th, 2008 at 10:09 am
“You’ve got a deep tan for somebody who doesn’t drink a lot of water.”
Perfect deadpan.
January 28th, 2008 at 3:33 am
Ya’ll know this is satire, right? (“I’m hardcore, my shit was made by the cannibal. I take public trans up the hill.”) Otherwise, you are the slap dick. Facetiouserosity.
January 28th, 2008 at 6:47 am
Obvious proof of the deadly combination of chocolate milk and extreme heat. What a wack-job! Totally in need of a reality check! Remember the old biker-dude “Thunderduck” in Flag, who recently passed, that wore the kung-fu outfit on his scaffold bike with upturned bars to Crystal creek everyday. Must be related. Pawning medication for bike parts, nice.