Caption This – The Husky Midget

Ladies and Gentlemen, it is my distinct pleasure to introduce to you, in all his glory, the Husky Midget.

And yes, he actually rode multiple laps at the 24 Hours in the Old Pueblo dressed like that.

30 Responses to “Caption This – The Husky Midget”

  1. trib01 Says:

    Free moustache rides!!

  2. big jonny Says:

    Three words: Gay, Bi & Curious!

  3. ToneBone Says:

    The Marlboro Kid got nuthin’ on me!

  4. jesus christo Says:

    oh what the fuck is that. Can you say confused as to which he is a. saddle bandit
    b. ass cowboy
    c. drunk and wondering who the fuck dressed him that morning

  5. pirata Says:

    One sure sign it is time to get the fuck outta Dodge.

  6. trib01 Says:

    Ummmm….I’m here for the gangbang.

  7. dd Says:

    I make this forester look like an expidition.

  8. TC Says:

    In a world desperately in need of superheroes its Mustache Man. Here he is holding back a SUV from rolling over a litter of Possums.

  9. bikesgonewild Says:

    …”this sure seemed like a good idea when i left the house this morning”…

  10. John Says:

    Not that there’s anything wrong with this, right?

  11. dd Says:

    hears one for you floyd hater’s. “You hear my cousin floyd won that here tour de france”

  12. DrunkenBiker Says:

    I can’t come up with a decent caption.

    The theme song from Deliverance is clouding my thinking.

  13. Fitty Says:

    “Hey, where did the rest of the Village People go?”

  14. Joe Says:

    The Y in MCA.. sweet tights foo.

  15. fritzaholic Says:

    Look close, I swear I’ve got a dick, but you’ve gotta look REEAAAL close.

  16. Skidmark Says:

    Star of “Broke Bike Mountain”?

  17. bikesgonewild Says:

    …skids…you are either scarily prescient, or you caught the news today…

    …heath ledger takes the big sleep w/ pill assist…

  18. Mikey Says:

    Mi cajones muy caliente. Ay caramba. Should have worn the chamois.

    Mikey

  19. nik Says:

    ” Yes I am as Stupid as I look “

  20. Gnome Says:

    Read me a poem.

  21. Humpty Says:

    Husky Midget is my favorite porn site…..

  22. the pineapple Says:

    “chuck norris can lick my balls. seriously, he can.”

  23. cwbyker Says:

    “Can anyone see my camel toe?”

  24. Buck Says:

    Hey, after I get drunk what should I climb and fall off of?

    How ’bout a balcony?

    Bet I can break something.

    Beer me! I’m goin in.

  25. Gitty Says:

    “You all got it wrong, I am wearing these tights because I just had a sex change and these hold all the JUNK together.
    It sure feels good to stretch my new lips.”

  26. dan Says:

    Acceptance.

  27. Husky Midget Says:

    I’ll be wearing half as much, and signing autographs on 2-16-08. Keep yer womenfolk, SUV’s and beer on the lockdown. This little race course aint big enough for all of us. Free beer to anyone who saw me barf up beef sticks and hot sauce last year during all the “racing” we all did. PS. That’s not my SUV, I get carted around in the back of a limo while using my laptop – just like ?????.

  28. Skippy Says:

    “It’s fun to stay at the YMCA!”

  29. S.Hawk Says:

    This ain’t 24 hours of Astroglide? Huh. Wull. Huh.

  30. Munky Says:

    Grand marshal Husky midget of the first annual Pay n Take gay Policemans charity ride to benefit testicular atrophy.

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