About Pineapple

He tried to call himself, "Malibu." But, you know the rules - you don't get to pick your own nickname. The word "pineapple" came to mind. Sorta tropical, spikey & rough, sweet on the inside. And so a nickname was born. "Bike mechanic, poet, sage, former collegiate hockey star. Ok, maybe not a star." (This should really be updated. He works for New Belguim now.) "i am full time bicycle mechanic, and all around nice guy. like to ride bikes, but not very far. like poetry, candle-light dinners, and short walks on the beach. i don't like getting hassled, and i don't like capitalization." Fort Collins, Colorado, USA

13 thoughts on “here is a fun fact…

  1. …now if ‘fitness lynn’ was on a pair of in-lines, i could roll up behind her & pump for miles…i mean skating, of course cuz anything else would be a sick fantasy, you bastards &…dammit, where are my meds ???…

  2. He’s in that sweet tuck to get behind the bushes so the kids don’t see his super silent approach and start a-runnin’. “AAAHHH Big Johnny’s comin’! Battlestations!”

  3. …ok, drunkenbiker, i got a good laugh at your comment this morning & just got another good laugh tonight…

    …ah, yes, the test of time !…

    …oh course, this means i’m as sick a fuck as you…but, hey…

  4. Although very common, this is only a mild case but its clearly a form of anal hunger.

    Pull that shit out ya ass, take two enema’s and call me tomorrow.