here is a fun fact…

big jonny is a in-line-sex-machine.

13 Responses to “here is a fun fact…”

  1. bikesgonewild Says:

    …now if ‘fitness lynn’ was on a pair of in-lines, i could roll up behind her & pump for miles…i mean skating, of course cuz anything else would be a sick fantasy, you bastards &…dammit, where are my meds ???…

  2. DrunkenBiker Says:

    Notice BJ is skating near a playground.

    Bet he has loads of candy and duct tape in that backpack.

  3. reject conformity Says:

    Is this skating position an invitation for the other “fruit booters” ?

  4. sorelegs Says:

    Reminds me of a joke…
    Q: what is the worst thing about roller blading?
    A: Telling your parents you’re gay.

  5. Dirt Monkey Says:

    He’s in that sweet tuck to get behind the bushes so the kids don’t see his super silent approach and start a-runnin’. “AAAHHH Big Johnny’s comin’! Battlestations!”

  6. bikesgonewild Says:

    …ok, drunkenbiker, i got a good laugh at your comment this morning & just got another good laugh tonight…

    …ah, yes, the test of time !…

    …oh course, this means i’m as sick a fuck as you…but, hey…

  7. bg_cyclist Says:

    Although very common, this is only a mild case but its clearly a form of anal hunger.

    Pull that shit out ya ass, take two enema’s and call me tomorrow.

  8. John Says:

    Another cycling hero down in flames…

  9. Seoul Brother Says:

    “C’mon kid, I meant ‘It uses the lotion. It rubs it into its skin or it gets the hose again’ in a good way! Come back!”

  10. Joe Says:

    “blades of glory” try outs.. LOL

  11. bikepunk Says:

    INTERVENTION ! ! ! INTERVENTION! ! !

    Friends don’t let friends rollerblade.

  12. dan Says:

    wow…just wow. I need a drink.

  13. big jonny Says:

    I must say this – even though no one will believe it – that is not me.

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