He tried to call himself, "Malibu." But, you know the rules - you don't get to pick your own nickname. The word "pineapple" came to mind. Sorta tropical, spikey & rough, sweet on the inside. And so a nickname was born.
"Bike mechanic, poet, sage, former collegiate hockey star. Ok, maybe not a star." (This should really be updated. He works for New Belguim now.) "i am full time bicycle mechanic, and all around nice guy. like to ride bikes, but not very far. like poetry, candle-light dinners, and short walks on the beach. i don't like getting hassled, and i don't like capitalization." Fort Collins, Colorado, USA
…now if ‘fitness lynn’ was on a pair of in-lines, i could roll up behind her & pump for miles…i mean skating, of course cuz anything else would be a sick fantasy, you bastards &…dammit, where are my meds ???…
Notice BJ is skating near a playground.
Bet he has loads of candy and duct tape in that backpack.
Is this skating position an invitation for the other “fruit booters” ?
Reminds me of a joke…
Q: what is the worst thing about roller blading?
A: Telling your parents you’re gay.
He’s in that sweet tuck to get behind the bushes so the kids don’t see his super silent approach and start a-runnin’. “AAAHHH Big Johnny’s comin’! Battlestations!”
…ok, drunkenbiker, i got a good laugh at your comment this morning & just got another good laugh tonight…
…ah, yes, the test of time !…
…oh course, this means i’m as sick a fuck as you…but, hey…
Although very common, this is only a mild case but its clearly a form of anal hunger.
Pull that shit out ya ass, take two enema’s and call me tomorrow.
Another cycling hero down in flames…
“C’mon kid, I meant ‘It uses the lotion. It rubs it into its skin or it gets the hose again’ in a good way! Come back!”
“blades of glory” try outs.. LOL
INTERVENTION ! ! ! INTERVENTION! ! !
Friends don’t let friends rollerblade.
wow…just wow. I need a drink.
I must say this – even though no one will believe it – that is not me.
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…now if ‘fitness lynn’ was on a pair of in-lines, i could roll up behind her & pump for miles…i mean skating, of course cuz anything else would be a sick fantasy, you bastards &…dammit, where are my meds ???…
Notice BJ is skating near a playground.
Bet he has loads of candy and duct tape in that backpack.
Is this skating position an invitation for the other “fruit booters” ?
Reminds me of a joke…
Q: what is the worst thing about roller blading?
A: Telling your parents you’re gay.
He’s in that sweet tuck to get behind the bushes so the kids don’t see his super silent approach and start a-runnin’. “AAAHHH Big Johnny’s comin’! Battlestations!”
…ok, drunkenbiker, i got a good laugh at your comment this morning & just got another good laugh tonight…
…ah, yes, the test of time !…
…oh course, this means i’m as sick a fuck as you…but, hey…
Although very common, this is only a mild case but its clearly a form of anal hunger.
Pull that shit out ya ass, take two enema’s and call me tomorrow.
Another cycling hero down in flames…
“C’mon kid, I meant ‘It uses the lotion. It rubs it into its skin or it gets the hose again’ in a good way! Come back!”
“blades of glory” try outs.. LOL
INTERVENTION ! ! ! INTERVENTION! ! !
Friends don’t let friends rollerblade.
wow…just wow. I need a drink.
I must say this – even though no one will believe it – that is not me.