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That last caption this deal was a hoot, so why not fly another kite? Word.
Younger, fitter and full of beer: Big Jonny during the 2002 Ragbrai. Fitness Lynn looking good as ever. Biggest shit eating grin of my life.
Those were the days. You know the drill, caption at will.
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She uses those pipes to pedal with all day long, then she bench presses Big Jonny.
“Sheri Belafonte arrested after soliciting steroids from redneck. More at 11.”
Big Jonny ready to face the only thing tighter than his Lycra
“There’s nothing like a strong thumb up the butt to put a smile on someones’s face”
“We better put some shoes on, I hear the trouser snakes are on the hunt for cougars this time of year!”
no,no,no… the live sex show was last night.
Nothing quite like a gay couple in love.
We both have penises!
she’d kick his ass…and he’d LOVE it.
Hector “Macho” Camacho has fallen on hard times…
You’re a WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!:
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/
bikepunk is the frontrunner.
there are tears on my desk from laughter.
Is that fat bastard rear left the Jonny of the future ??
The smile of a man who wants a tiger milk mustache
Posh Spice and David Beckham eat your heart out. You could only aspire to be as stylin’ as these two in a DC jersey and leopard. Unless there were to be a leopard DC jersey!
man, i didn’t realize gay sex could be that ugly.
At least one of them had the sense to shave off their facial hair that morning.
Which pees sitting and which pees standing?
I had no idea that Tito Ortiz used to be a chick.
Cycling shorts are no place to hide a boner…
http://www.fitnesslynn.com/rag2002/rag02s.htm
Tom Boonen above
The eyeball on his jersey is facing the wrong way and the eyeballs in his pants would need mending in the future (ie. storm grate) for not getting a better look.
One little package deserves another.
Here is a 2002 photo of Johnny “scarface” McSpincter, going by the alias “Big Johnny” Note how he tries to hide his identity with the cheesy sideburns. McSpincter allegedly posed as a bicyclist while he stalked his bovine victims all over the southwestern US. The prosecutor has charged him with 47 counts of indecent liberties with farm animals. Quoting Jack Brown, a Arizona farmer after learning about the arrest “What he done just aint right”. If convicted an all counts McSpincter would face a sentence of 99 years to life. Pictured along with McSpincter is his personal bodyguard Betty Buff. She is also sough by state law enforcement for questioning.
“I’ve thrown up many times drinking or working out, but it’s all worth it. “
Do I lift weights? Sure. Every time I stand up.
Riding single; thinking Tandum
…didn’t seem funny to me…i just thought that chick was winding up to punch ya in yer big eyeball…
I’m sorry, but on this site we bash all the dopers…why are we glorifying someone who no doubt probably has a 5 inch clitoris from all of the steroids she’s done…I’ve tried many times to visit her website and the more pictures I looked at, the more I was convinced she has D-bol for breakfast, lunch, and dinner
You call that glorification?
Sheesh reelly hot, but eye’m to frunk to duck.
…just quack, corey, you’ll be a-ok, dude…
…my question would be, has anyone, anywhere, ever seen a photo of that chick when she’s not doing a major “aren’t i glorious” pose…
…she seems to ride ragbrai regularly cuz i’ve seen her on various folks sites over the years, & while she may be the nicest chick in the world (i have no idea what she’s really like) she is always doing her major ‘pose thing’…
…act naturally, baby, you’ll be fine & you’ll still look hot, honest…
Big J.
I’ve got a few pics with Lynn on RAGBRAI. Was she grabbing your ass in the photo too?
You missed out if you didn’t get to sniff her fancy furry seat cover. :)
Thanks for bringing back some soft porn…..
John- “We just did it in the port-o-let”
Lynn – “my bi are ripped”
Heard on Ragbrai ~2003 or so: She’s got a hard body and a face to protect it.