About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

35 thoughts on “Caption this one: My glory days

  1. “There’s nothing like a strong thumb up the butt to put a smile on someones’s face”

  2. Posh Spice and David Beckham eat your heart out. You could only aspire to be as stylin’ as these two in a DC jersey and leopard. Unless there were to be a leopard DC jersey!

  3. The eyeball on his jersey is facing the wrong way and the eyeballs in his pants would need mending in the future (ie. storm grate) for not getting a better look.

  4. Here is a 2002 photo of Johnny “scarface” McSpincter, going by the alias “Big Johnny” Note how he tries to hide his identity with the cheesy sideburns. McSpincter allegedly posed as a bicyclist while he stalked his bovine victims all over the southwestern US. The prosecutor has charged him with 47 counts of indecent liberties with farm animals. Quoting Jack Brown, a Arizona farmer after learning about the arrest “What he done just aint right”. If convicted an all counts McSpincter would face a sentence of 99 years to life. Pictured along with McSpincter is his personal bodyguard Betty Buff. She is also sough by state law enforcement for questioning.

  5. …didn’t seem funny to me…i just thought that chick was winding up to punch ya in yer big eyeball…

  6. I’m sorry, but on this site we bash all the dopers…why are we glorifying someone who no doubt probably has a 5 inch clitoris from all of the steroids she’s done…I’ve tried many times to visit her website and the more pictures I looked at, the more I was convinced she has D-bol for breakfast, lunch, and dinner

  7. …just quack, corey, you’ll be a-ok, dude…

    …my question would be, has anyone, anywhere, ever seen a photo of that chick when she’s not doing a major “aren’t i glorious” pose…

    …she seems to ride ragbrai regularly cuz i’ve seen her on various folks sites over the years, & while she may be the nicest chick in the world (i have no idea what she’s really like) she is always doing her major ‘pose thing’…

    …act naturally, baby, you’ll be fine & you’ll still look hot, honest…

  8. Big J.

    I’ve got a few pics with Lynn on RAGBRAI. Was she grabbing your ass in the photo too?

    You missed out if you didn’t get to sniff her fancy furry seat cover. :)

    Thanks for bringing back some soft porn…..